Thoughts on mast**ation?

[UrbScotty]

[KitchenWitch]

1. I prefer to masticate

[ironflange]

2. Do you know why whacking off is like smoking a cigarette?

When you're finished, you wonder why the hell you did it.

:evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

3. I mast**ate several times a day.

I sometimes even do it extra if there is some particularly heated flame war going on. I rather enjoy the sensation. :P

[taterguy]

4. I'm masticating as I type this post

Sorry if that's TMI

[peekaloo]

5. 27 times per mouthful.

:o

[Guava Jelly]

6. I heard if you do it you'll go blind

is it getting dark in here..Hey turn the lights on..Oh crap they are on...;(

[peekaloo]

7. and your food will get all stuck in your hairy palms.

I hate that!

[Guava Jelly]

9. Thats true

then i end up doing the hair ball cat hack

[KG]

8. relationships are overrated, self love is where it's at.

oh, wait...

[Deja Q]

11. Like this? (Warning, graphic)

:rofl:
:yoiks:

[Deja Q]

10. I'd rather matriculate. Even if that is a sin in the new order.

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

12. Mastication is better with a partner

Candles, wine, and mastication of cheeses, strawberries, and the occasional comfort food.

:hide:

[Deja Q]

13. Don't remind me of what I shall never be able to bestow.

:cry:

[Inchworm]

14. Darn, don't starve!

Go find some food, toss it in a sack and commence mastication.

[UrbScotty]

15. And of course, in darkness (nt)

[Richard Steele]

16. They sell electrical devices that can eliminate most of the effort involved, you know:

Of course, after you use it, you do have to clean it...

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