datasuspect
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Sun Jun-10-07 05:01 PM
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you need a hazmat endorsement to handle my package |
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last time, they dispatched the response team that comes out when you call the 800 number on the sides of train tank cars.
it even has a placard.
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Deja Q
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Sun Jun-10-07 05:07 PM
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1. Mine needs a forklift. |
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Edited on Sun Jun-10-07 05:08 PM by HypnoToad
:rofl:
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Danger Mouse
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Sun Jun-10-07 05:10 PM
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2. so you have radioactive penis? |
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does it glow green in the night?
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Sun Jun-10-07 05:11 PM
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3. it's composed of methylated butyl acetate isomers |
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Sun Jun-10-07 05:12 PM
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4. The rest of us merely need to drink some Red Bull(tm) to have the same effect... |
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Sun Jun-10-07 05:13 PM
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7. But Red Bull gives you wings! |
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Does it give your penis wings as well?
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Sun Jun-10-07 05:12 PM
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5. i'm sure you really KNOCK THE LADIES DEAD!! |
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Sun Jun-10-07 05:14 PM
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8. Just as long as they don't inhale an excessive amount, they should be fine. |
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This one guy I knew had enriched Uranium. It was da :nuke:
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