LeftyFingerPop
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Sun Jun-10-07 10:21 PM
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Seriously, the best advice I got as a kid. |
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I'm sitting here laughing thinking about this, as another thread reminded me of this.
When I was young, I was at a family gathering. My Uncle was hammered drunk.
He said..."Philboy, come here, I wanna (hic) tell you something. Don't ever forget I told you this".
I said "OK"
He said..."Someday you will be sitting on an airplane, and you will start talking to the guy sitting next to you. After having a few laughs, he will say to you...Hey!! I will bet you $10,000 that I can pull a 3,000 pound martini out of my right ear, right now. Do you know why you should not bet him?"
"Why?" I say.
My uncle says...."BECAUSE HE WILL DO IT!!"
Best advice I ever got.
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Sun Jun-10-07 10:26 PM
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1. Take a giant step back. |
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What do you mean, no?
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Sun Jun-10-07 10:28 PM
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That's beautiful!!!
"That way all your friends in front won't get all bug-eyed"
A common language here...recognized it immediately! :hi: :rofl:
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Sun Jun-10-07 10:28 PM
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2. I'd be willing to bet that you don't frequent casinos. |
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Sun Jun-10-07 10:29 PM
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4. You would be correct. n/t |
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