"Caged" Paris Finds God, Phones Walters

[meegbear]

Paris Hilton dropped her appeal, now she's dropping the act.

Twin Towers Correctional Facility's most famous inmate spoke out in an impromptu phone interview with Barbara Walters Sunday, telling the View master that, after less than a week behind bars, she's already a changed woman.

"I used to act dumb," she told Babs. "It was an act. That act is no longer cute. It is not who I am nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who look up to me."

"Now, I would like to make a difference...God has given me this new chance."

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As Dennis Miller once said "You never find God on Prom Night".

[cwydro]

1. Nah, it ain't an act.

She's dumb.

[Withywindle]

2. I'm waiting for the prison Islam conversion. n/t

[MistressOverdone]

3. How sad

and, okay, kind of funny. That she thinks she can just change overnight. She really is an adolescent.

But I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that she will suddenly turn into, oh, Meryl Streep or something. A younger version. Maybe she will start wearing underwear and stuff like that?

She really is a great example of why we shouldn't aspire to be billionaires. It really screws up your kids.

[Orsino]

4. Found a new act. n/t

[MilesColtrane]

5. "My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen, and that is why I was sent to jail,"

Her soul made her violate probation and show up late to court because it didn't like people thinking her stupid "act" was real?

Something tells me that Paris acting smart is going to be a hell of a lot funnier than Paris acting dumb.
I can't wait.

This probably just means that she's going to start wearing glasses.

[MichiganVote]

6. Busy girl. Narcissism..can't beat it for a thrill