I was looking for sandals online, when all of a sudden. . .

[graywarrior]

http://www.shoesofthefisherman.com/

I'm just reporting. (I may buy them, they're so effin cool.)

[Danger Mouse]

1. ...

...
:shrug:
speechless!
:rofl:

[graywarrior]

2. Anderson Cooper would be reporting from Nokomis Beach if I left those prints there.

[Danger Mouse]

6. You want to stir Anderson's passions?

I have trouble thinking of who would honestly want to wear these. it's just...odd on so many levels. it's like something that should not BE.
kind of like Nickelback or triple whoppers

[graywarrior]

11. If you followed the footprints and it led to the wearer, would you be obligated to crucify him/her?

[Danger Mouse]

16. yes. yes, you would.

that's in the bible somewhere...right after the part about the proper way to prepare roast pork.

[graywarrior]

18. There's miles of beaches here. I'll start my quest after my nap.

[Danger Mouse]

20. just to be safe, you should randomly crucify everyone you encounter.

or you could look for the person wearing the stupid little Jesus booties.
bring lots of nails and crosses just in case.

incidentally, i am a christian, and i love Jesus and all that...truly...but this is one of the tackiest method's i've ever seen of spreading 'the message'. sheesh.

[graywarrior]

22. If you wear the boots and leave the prints in the snow, it just melts.

And seagulls shit all over the sand. Seems pointless. Why not use a branding iron on recruits? Smack on the forehead--"you're converted!"

[Danger Mouse]

24. much better! and if they weep, that means they go to Hell.

'you shall know them by their works'...jesus said something along those lines.
but who cares what jesus said, sez Krazy Khristian!

[graywarrior]

28. They can buy holy water for $15 from The Shrine of LaSalette to cool the burn.

That would be mixing beliefs, but what the fuck...whatever works. Miracles don't recognize faiths, or genders.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Earth Shoes are very comfortable. They have some great sandals.

I like the Tevas as well. Very supportive of my poor, sore, tired feet.

:hi:

[graywarrior]

4. I was checking out Birk's, but I'd need to rob a bank to afford them.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. My last pair of Earth Shoes was $90, but I wore them every day.

Series. I did. Incredibly comfortable.

Now, I'm wearing new Tevas that I got at Dick's for $20. Again, very, very comfortable.

[graywarrior]

15. $20 is my speed.

[Left Is Write]

5. Isn't it blasphemous to step on Jesus? Even if you're leaving an imprint of His name?

[Danger Mouse]

8. Haven't you ever read the book of Shoving our Faith Down Other People's Throats?

Coulda sworn I saw that one in the Bible somewhere...

[graywarrior]

9. There is a fine line there...I don't know what to "believe."

[Mz Pip]

7. Oh good grief

I'd rather have ones that read:

Bush

Sucks


Mz Pip
:dem:

[graywarrior]

10. Woo Hoo, I'd buy a pair of those! ! ! !

[MistressOverdone]

13. Oh my goodness

I'd love a pair of those. And this brings up all SORTS of interesting combinations of words!

[taterguy]

14. Who wears boots on the beach?

[Danger Mouse]

17. the kind of person that would see nothing weird about leaving those kind of tracks on the beach...

...in other words, someone you should stay far far away from.

[graywarrior]

19. Eskimo's you idiot.

[taterguy]

21. Eskimos live in Alaska, there's no coastline in Alaska

Who's the idiot now?

[graywarrior]

23. I beg your pardon, there is snow in Alaska. You can wear them in the snow...

Good god, man. Get a grip!


:rofl:

[taterguy]

26. Boots in snow, I'll keep that in mind

I've heard that my snow wear is a bit difficient

[graywarrior]

33. This is more your style

[crim son]

25. No, no, NO!

You can't wear boots in the summer!

I hate to admit it, but that's a pretty cool idea. I don't want a pair but somebody was thinking...

[MsKandice01]

27. Wow, that takes that "Footprints" poem to a whole new level...

Doesn't it?

[graywarrior]

29. It makes it so R E A L! ! ! !

Like I make convert.

[myrna minx]

30. "moonboots in the sand" doesn't have the same ring to it.

:rofl:

[MsKandice01]

32. When you only saw one pair of moonboots in the sand...

It was then that I carried you.

[myrna minx]

36. LoL. Does this poem work for roller skates?

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

31. OK, Here are the SANDALS!

[graywarrior]

34. Somehow that pose has a perverted thing going on there.

[MsKandice01]

37. LOL!! I noticed that too!!

Sick, sick people we are.

[graywarrior]

39. The sickest. We need Jesus to kick our asses.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

35. You obviously need savin'

Maybe these can help save your sole ...



:hi:

[graywarrior]

38. Bwaahahahahaha , O Sweet Jay-sus!