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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 03:56 PM Original message |
My night with Paris Hilton, as told by Lostinva |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
1. They show up 10 minutes later, having already greeted everyone at the other house and nibbled from a |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 03:59 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Her BF said, "We should have taken a TV -- no one would have known who did it." |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
3. Okay, that's the funniest damn thing |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 04:01 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. And, it is 100% true -- it was insane -- and it gets even worse |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
5. I'm disappointed |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 05:48 PM Response to Reply #5 |
15. There weren't even any illegal fireworks |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
6. I saw that movie. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 04:26 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. I told Haruka that -- it's like an older version of "Can't Hardly Wait! |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
8. Wow! I've been to that very party.... |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 08:28 PM Response to Reply #8 |
16. Did you nibble from the cheese tray? |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 08:43 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. I nibbled something but I got slapped... |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 08:46 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. At least you didn't get punched like Guido BF |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:01 PM Response to Reply #18 |
27. It wasn't the nibble, it was the licking that did it... |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:03 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. Book geeks are always pevs |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:04 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. It's because people least expect it... |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
9. I am so very, very sorry I wasn't there. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 04:38 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. The scariest thing about the party??? |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 05:02 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. I love that Guido BF called you "ma'am." |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 08:58 PM Response to Reply #12 |
21. That part killed me too. |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 08:59 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. She musta skeered him. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:00 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Whatever. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:05 PM Response to Reply #24 |
34. LOL. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:07 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. Oh and I need to add this -- |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:08 PM Response to Reply #35 |
37. Haruka's grandmother and I have a lot in common. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:09 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. Does your daughter catch you at the door and push you back in the house? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:11 PM Response to Reply #39 |
42. Not yet, but give it time. |
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Nicole (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
11. That's hilarious! |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 05:18 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. Alas, no -- just the BN and some of the FSIL's friends |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 05:09 PM Response to Original message |
13. going "Jersey" on Paris' anorexic ass. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:25 PM Response to Reply #13 |
45. If I had been drunk, Paris would have been Sopranoed |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 08:53 PM Response to Original message |
19. I need to get invited to something like that |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 08:55 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. The magic thing about Guidos is -- |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 08:59 PM Response to Original message |
22. Would it be bad if I recommended this? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:01 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. The way this thread is heading, it will probably get you banned. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:02 PM Response to Reply #25 |
28. What are you talking about? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:04 PM Response to Reply #28 |
31. Yet. |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:05 PM Response to Reply #25 |
33. Hey'ya Midlo! |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:09 PM Response to Reply #33 |
38. I'm great. My kids finish school this week, thankfully. |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:11 PM Response to Reply #38 |
41. Ooh! Sounds nice. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:16 PM Response to Reply #41 |
43. You will LOVE being so 'white' when you are my age, doll. |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:18 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. It's true. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:01 PM Response to Reply #22 |
26. Well, I think it deserves a recommendation |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:08 PM Response to Reply #26 |
36. Well now you have TWO! |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:10 PM Response to Reply #36 |
40. I <3 this thread, too. |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:05 PM Response to Original message |
32. LoL |
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lildreamer316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
46. Please invite me next time. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:40 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. OOOOO -- the SGD doesn't approve of "sex industry workers" at all |
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lildreamer316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:45 PM Response to Reply #47 |
48. Oh HELL yes. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:46 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. Just start out wearing A&F |
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lildreamer316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:49 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. Oh damn. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 09:58 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. The passive-agrressiveness may drive him bonkers! |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-12-07 07:20 AM Response to Reply #48 |
55. Pev |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 10:08 PM Response to Original message |
52. AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME??? |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-12-07 06:24 AM Response to Reply #52 |
53. You didn't tell me you would bring THAT to the party |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-12-07 08:36 AM Response to Reply #53 |
63. Well hey - when I travel, I travel in style! |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-12-07 10:17 AM Response to Reply #63 |
67. That I've never heard of |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-12-07 06:31 AM Response to Original message |
54. .... |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-12-07 09:40 AM Response to Reply #54 |
66. MrsG, I am being 100% honest when I say it wasn't |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-12-07 08:17 AM Response to Original message |
56. And I assume that all of these people will |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-12-07 08:22 AM Response to Reply #56 |
57. Not Paris or Nicky or the Guido BF |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-12-07 08:24 AM Response to Reply #57 |
58. Yep, definitely bringing the pepper spray |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-12-07 08:26 AM Response to Reply #58 |
59. Or Sniffa's sporran |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-12-07 08:28 AM Response to Reply #59 |
60. d00d.... |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-12-07 08:31 AM Response to Reply #60 |
61. OMG -- you didn't even look at the page I sent you! |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-12-07 08:33 AM Response to Reply #61 |
62. I'll get to it, promise! |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-12-07 09:10 AM Response to Original message |
64. The only thing that would make this tale more entertaining . . . |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-12-07 09:31 AM Response to Reply #64 |
65. You know, Haruka's stepsister was taking photos |
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