ALERT: Someone farted

[LibraLiz1973]

I'm not sure who... but I smellz it

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Uh... IBTL

:P

[LibraLiz1973]

2. Is there a no farting rule in the lounge??

Because I've done it once or twice when I thought no one was paying attention....

[LibraLiz1973]

4. Damn. I just saw the sign!

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. roflmao!

:rofl:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

I think it was me...

I just ate at The Olive Garden...Sorry.

[Maddy McCall]

3. im in ur lounge.

fartin on ur couch.

:D

[Elidor]

5. He who smelt it, dealt it

:P

[Maddy McCall]

6. AKA "The smeller is the feller."

:hi:

[LibraLiz1973]

8. Check some of these out- I am HYSTERICALLY laughing

[BarenakedLady]

9. It was the dog

It always is.

[LibraLiz1973]

10. JoKeS

Farting All The Time

Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"

"Hmm," says the Doctor,

He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
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Farts With Lumps

The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.

Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"

The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"

To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely s**t my pants".


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[mainegreen]

11. God I love the lounge!

:D

[LibraLiz1973]

13. ROFLMAO

[Crabby Appleton]

12. wasn't me, smells like a vegan fart. nt

[mainegreen]

14. What, does vegan fart smell like loam or something?

[LibraLiz1973]

15. See, I thought it had the Eau de Olive Garden scent

The stuffed chicken variety


:rofl: