The inability to parse irony is a form of stupidity.

[asthmaticeog]

[datasuspect]

1. yeah, er that's a big 10-4

back

[KG]

2. well, duh!

[MonkeyFunk]

7. I heard in Florida

the saying is "Well, buh".

[KG]

10. you heard wrong.

[wildhorses]

3. and it is an epidemic in the corporate world

fur sure

[Blue-Jay]

4. I don't know how to reply to that statement.

I'm either being ironic or stupid.

(I know how I'd bet if I were you.)

[asthmaticeog]

9. I'm not a wagerin' man.

Which is good, because I'm confused right now.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I don't get it. Didn't Bush say the same thing?

[bridgit]

6. "The inability...

"...to parse irony...is a form...of stupidity." agreed :bounce:

[Blue-Jay]

8. Ah!

It makes more sense when William Shatner says it.

Thanks!

[Richardo]

18. "The inability...

"...to parse irony...is a form...of stupidity, Bones."


"I'm just a simple country doctor, Jim."

[asthmaticeog]

11. YAY!

Agreement with my posted statements makes me feel validation-feelings! :party:

[Lex]

12. parse irony?

Hmmm.

[unpossibles]

13. are you being sarcastic? n/t

[asthmaticeog]

14. Wow.

That was so meta I might implode. :silly:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. on a scale of 1-10, how much do you appreciate irony?

non sequitar usage is a symptom of my intelligence or lack thereof.

[asthmaticeog]

19. On that scale I'm a perfect 10.

Only on that scale, I'm afraid, but one takes what one can get, doesn't one?

Was your misspelling of "non sequitur" intended to be ironic, or am I just getting overeager? ;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. it was ironic because i spell checked and spell check told me i was wrong

but i think i am smarter than spell check.

and i like my version of sequitar better then their version.

and reality is open to interpretation.

[asthmaticeog]

21. "Reality is open to interpretation"

Indeed. The evidence is everywhere.

I agree 100% that spell check can go bite a ween.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. also if you are going to tell me i am wrong, have the decency to tell me what the correct option is.

spell check is so pompous at times.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

27. Okay, you are wrong!

A sequitar is a sitar with sequins. Last used by Liberace in his Concert on the Ganges, it now sits in his museum in Las Vegas.

But I know you knew that, you're so smart!
:rofl:
:hi:

We can fix this:
HEY SKINNER! add "sequitar" to the spell-check dictionary!
Done.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

28. i didnt know about all the sequins. this i have to admit.

there maybe some irony in that i am indian and love sequins, but do not know about sequitars.

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Oooh! I had a scone for breakfast!!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

23. i didnt shower yesterday till very late at night

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. Ye shall sit at my right hand and we shall drink, and pee holy burning pee

[Random_Australian]

16. You assume intelligence exists.

Neener. ;)

[asthmaticeog]

26. Wow.

You're on the cusp of proving that universal skepticism exists. Right fuckin' on! :thumbsup:

[slj0101]

17. You're being mean.

I must equalize that by being mean too.

[GirlinContempt]

29. Sad

[asthmaticeog]

30. Where'd you find the picture of the neck-head, puffy-faced clown?

Kinda reminds me of someone.

[GirlinContempt]

31. My face isn't THAT round.

[asthmaticeog]

32. I wasn't talking about you.

You you you, always about you...:eyes:

[GirlinContempt]

33. Maybe if you called your mother once and a while

I wouldn't be so suspicious. :eyes:

[terrya]

34. I have no opinion

I decided I'm going to be aggressively non-committal today.

[asthmaticeog]

35. Terry alert level: beige.

[terrya]

36. A very vibrant shade of beige.

I'm pretty enthusiastic about my level of apathy today.

[SOteric]

37. Uhmmm...

I'll have the fish.