"And I said, 'Woman, if you ever make me any more of them shloppy shlimey eggs..."

[Maddy McCall]

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. I'm not sure what this is about, but i'm laughing my ass off.

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

11. No one filled you in yet?

It's about a fellow named Jessico White, a self-described
"mountain dancer" and former lighter-fluid-huffer.

There's a documentary film about him: http://www.amazon.com/Dancing-Jessico-Jesseco-Roseanne-Goodman/dp/B0009XBR6O

Do whatever it takes to see this film. There's NOTHING else like it.
It can not truly be described- it must be seen.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Enver Hoxha, is that you? Too much Vodka?

[Elidor]

3. .

"Way to go, Cooter! Ya caught one!"

[Richard Steele]

4. And I said, "Hell yeah- you give me that fifth of whisky, and I'll drive you there..."

"...I mean, what are friends for?"

[Maddy McCall]

7. I wuz gonna rob her but I had to kiss her.

She had on a sparkulee shweater.

[idgiehkt]

5. Jesco... is that his name?

We are probably distant relatives.

[Maddy McCall]

8. I love Jesco.

I'd marry him. :D

Then you n' me wud be cloze relatives.

:hi:

[darkstar]

6. Give me a twenty and I'll rock for your party.

:woohoo:

[Maddy McCall]

9. I knowed my daddy loved me...

even though he called me a goddam bastard.

[darkstar]

10. "Oh you'll be going home alright...

...you'll be going home in a coffin!"