Don't lie.

[Maddy McCall]

You know you had some Hammer pants.

:eyes:

[datasuspect]

1. i had parachute pants

and a member's only jacket

[Maddy McCall]

2. I wore my parachute pants and thigh high leather boots...

to see Van Halen in 1984.

I was hot. :P

[SPKrazy]

3. cool

i never had any :(

but i bet you looked HOT in that getup!

:D

[Maddy McCall]

7. You'da wanted my body.

:D

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

32. I did, i tell you i did!

:D

i may still :blush:

:hi:

[Maddy McCall]

46. These days...

it's blue jeans and tee shirts. :D

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

48. what no parachute pants now?

:rofl:

blue jeans and t-shirts it is

now what about the thigh high boots :D

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

49. I wear the ugliest shoes in the world these days.

Crocs.

:P

Nope, I busted the seams on my parachute pants (which was inevitable, since I purposefully bought them two sizes to small to give me a mongo camel toe), and I didn't have $50 to go buy some new ones...those things were EXPENSIVE back then!

Then I got into the bleach-spotted, holey, light blue levis and black hooker boots. I was damned hot then, too, though.

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

52. Crocs are cool

i wear me some too

black hooker boots :rofl:


;)

i bet you were always hot!

:D

[lildreamer316]

4. OH!

Love VH.
Still have my red parachute pants...

[Maddy McCall]

8. I had a sequined boustierre that I wore my black parachute pants with.

I looked like a trollop. :D

[SPKrazy]

34. he he

:D

:evilgrin:

[AwakeAtLast]

15. I saw Van Halen in 1984, too!

I wore a mini skirt and big hair. :D

[Maddy McCall]

24. I got drunk and puked in my purse on the way home.

It was fun!

:D

[AwakeAtLast]

37. The people I went with had me put their cigarettes in my purse

turned out to be weed mixed in. I was 14. How would I have explained that to my parents? Thank God they didn't search my purse!

It was a great concert for Evansville, IN in the mid 80's. :hi:

[Maddy McCall]

39. I saw them in Jackson, MS.

It WAS a great concert. Ahhh the days of arena rock. I really miss that kind of concert. :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. No I didn't!

But only because I was wearin' muh huggies!


:evilgrin:

[Maddy McCall]

9. You were a mere bah bee.

:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. Bah bee... get in muh belly!

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

20. Good thing about hammer pants...

they coulda hid your huggies.

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. What, muh huggies were sexsayyyyy!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. I don't think so, my dear Maddy......

But I did hear one of his songs on the radio today!

Does that count?

:hi:

[Maddy McCall]

10. Peggy...

I can just picture you breakin' it down to some MC Hammer.

:hi:

[AwakeAtLast]

11. See, that's the only great thing about having large hips

I never bothered trying even one pair. Or parachute pants.

Could you imagine if I had? :rofl:

Let's just say that I did the world a favor!

[Maddy McCall]

21. Awww come on.

Those hammer pants were big enough for a big butt AND a couple of midgets.

:D

[AwakeAtLast]

33. So you're saying they would have been good camouflage?

:rofl:

Man, I missed out!

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

35. I smuggled a case of budweiser into a Rocky Horror Picture Show

:D

Sucked drinking beer with rice in it, though.

:(

[KitchenWitch]

12. No, but I did have parachute pants!

[Maddy McCall]

16. Did you do your hair like this?

And to think that these days we're content with bunny slippers. :rofl:

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

19. I did, only mine had blonde streaks in it!

I was a sight to behold!

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

23. Mine was like this:

No shit. I purposefully made my hair look like Elviras.

[KitchenWitch]

25. Damn, girl, I think you and I would have LOVED to party together!

:woohoo:

[Maddy McCall]

27. You'd have had to bring your own extra large can of superhold aqua net...

because I used a can a day.

:D

[KitchenWitch]

30. Oh HELL yeah!

[Maddy McCall]

36. The purple can.

Yep, that's it!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

38. Hey, I know - it takes industrial strength lacquer to hold my hair for any length of time!

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

40. Here's another "don't lie."

If you danced a lot and got really sweaty, and the aquanet kinda melted down onto your ears and neck, and then you "got lucky," did you excuse yourself to the bathroom to wash the ick off of your neck and ears so that when the guy kissed you there, it wouldn't taste like o-zone killer?





























Nah, me neither. :7

[KitchenWitch]

42. Of course I didn't!

By that time, I was likely not aware of my appearance anyway!

[Maddy McCall]

44. LOLOLOL!

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

13. Halt!

[datasuspect]

17. dude, that is too funny

and i seriously mean that.

[Blue-Jay]

22. Nazis always crack me up.

HILARIOUS!

[Maddy McCall]

18. .

:spray:

:rofl:

I bought Falco's Der Kommisar the other day. It was in a foreign language. I couldn't really rock to it.

[Richard Steele]

26. I don't have to lie.

I can simply leave without commenting, you know. :)



*leaves without commenting*

[KitchenWitch]

28. But then we know...It is just like pleading the fifth!

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

54. What you BELIEVE and what you can PROVE are two different things.

There are no photos of me from that time period, you know.

[KitchenWitch]

55. Doesn't mean it didn't happen!

:P

[Maddy McCall]

29. It's hammer go hammer MC hammer yo hammer...

and the rest can go and play.

:D

[Richard Steele]

43. MY MY MY... pants so baggy/ when they move it ain't hard

make me wanna shake / oh my lawd
Hey HAMMER: do you really have a weenie?
With pants like that, you look like a Djinni!


My all-time favorite ILC song parody:
"Can't Touch This In Living Color"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=d4yKdZE2_fE

[Maddy McCall]

47. I miss In Living Color?

Can you catch reruns anywhere these days?

My favorite skit was Mens on Film.

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

51. Actually, I've been seeing the occasional off-hour rerun these last few months.

A lot of the best stuff is on the YouTube.

[Maddy McCall]

53. I'll have to check out mytube...

Do you remember Jim Carrey doing Venus de something or other?

Oh god, I would LOVE to see that clip again!

[Joe Fields]

41. No hammer pants, but I used to wear a Nehru Jacket

[Maddy McCall]

45. I had a nehru jacket in the early 90s.

You were a trendsetter.

:thumbsup:

:D

[RogueSpirit]

50. ~sob~ ok I confess...

actually, mine were more like the martial arts instructor in "Napolean Dynomite". I was a sport bike rider in the late 80's early 90's, we all wore them.

[Maddy McCall]

56. I probably would have lusted for you.

:D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

57. Never.

I did have a pink jumpsuit, though.

[Maddy McCall]

58. Ahhhh. Jumpsuits.

Did you wear it with moonboots?

:hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

59. No, I wore little high heeled sandals with it...

It was a bitch using the bathroom when I wore the jumpsuit; so I gave it away after I wore it a few times.