I invited a friend over for dinner and then afterwards she accused me

[Lethe]

So I invite a friend of mine who happens to be a girl over to my house for my fabulous home-made pizza i make. After dinner we are just talking in the living room, when she boldly accuses me of making her a delicious pizza just so I can have sex with her.

That is pretty messed up huh? I had no intention to do anything of the sort. In a weird way, that is a serious compliment to how good the pizza was. I may have to be careful about who I invite to pizza dinners from now on....

:shrug:

edit: it was a thin whole wheat crust drizzled with olive oil and had chopped fresh basil, fresh mozzarella, a great organic sauce, feta, diced red peppers, and chopped sun dried tomatoes in olive oil.

[SPKrazy]

1. so did you have sex?

:shrug:

;)

[Lethe]

4. no - but something else totally unexpected happened

i made an offhand derogatory comment about a mutual friend of ours that stood me up on a date once. (totally dropped her after that)

Anyway, my dinner companion called our mutual friend up and told her point blank the comment I just made about her...and she agreed to come over and do it.

(use your imagination as to what phrase I used) :)

[HEyHEY]

15. That's rather interesting.

And a good sign to stay away.

[Lethe]

20. hah we've been friends for over 10 years

she's crazy and not afraid to say anything.

i just thought it was kind of rude to say to someone point blank "will u $#@#@ his $#@#$" But hey, she agreed and I can't really object to that.

[hunter]

34. Duh. She wanted you to invite your mutual friend over too.

They'd tease you, convince you to get naked, and handcuff you to the bed...



:blush:




...and then they'd start laughing and dancing and pointing at you, cover you with tomato sauce and cheese, put a pile of pepperoni over your privates, take your picture, post it on the internet, and leave you there humiliated while they went out drinking together.



:scared:




You got lucky, dude. Things could have turned out much worse than they did.

[Reverend_Smitty]

2. I thought inviting someone over to your place for coffee was the universal signal for sex

never heard it about pizza :shrug:

[VenusRising]

3. From my experience...

it sounds like she might be projecting.

Sometimes women will say things they think or desire to see how the guy reacts. Testing the water so to speak. If he has a negative reaction, she can use it to reject the guy first without getting hurt. If the reaction is positive, it can be a signal that she won't be hurt and can follow her heart.

or

She's a freaky girl and you should run away. :rofl:

I'm glad your pizza turned out great.

[Maddy McCall]

5. I don't know about pizza...

but I'd do the nasty for chicken fried steak.

:hide:

[Nicole]

8. LOL!!!

:rofl:

[Lethe]

10. damn i can make that too!

i need to start rethinking this dating thing. No more eating out I will just make everything at home :P

[Nicole]

6. I need some of that pizza!

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

7. well, what were you planning on serving for dessert?

:evilgrin:

[Lethe]

9. i had some kick ass homeade lemon cookies

they are kind of like really buttery lemon sugar muffins (hard to explain but good!)

[Nicole]

14. Lemon cookies too?

You had me at pizza. Add in the cookies & I would have had sex twice! :evilgrin:

[Lethe]

23. note to self:

make more pizza and lemon cookies :)

[chemenger]

35. You forgot to invite Nicole over

n/t

[Ptah]

11. I've been told that my bread is better than sex.

Maybe that's what happened.

:shrug:

[Lethe]

12. oooh what kind of bread is it?

!!

[Ptah]

13. Home made.

Although it has been a while

[NaturalHigh]

16. Run...

Run for your life. Stay away from this girl.

[mykpart]

17. Hell, that pizza sounds so good

if I ate it, I wouldn't need to have sex!

[Lethe]

21. exactly!

there is a member here at DU which has a very good sig line about pizza and sex :)

i agree wholeheartedly :)

[mikeytherat]

24. "Pizza is like sex - when it's hot, it's great, and when it's cold, it's still good!"

mikey_the_rat

[unpossibles]

26. I think this could be its own thread....

pizza is like sex: no matter how you eat it, it still ...

never mind. I should just stop that right now.

:o :evilgrin:

[LostInAnomie]

18. I got accused of that once

She was right though. :evilgrin:

[hfojvt]

19. Well you outta get SOMEthing for your pizza

On TV and in the movies, a man and woman are never together alone where there is a bed available, without having sex. Except when they start to have sex and then the phone rings, calling one of them back to work.

[Heidi]

22. "So, you're saying you don't like pizza?"

That would probably have been a misguided, but hilarious, reply. :P

[AngryAmish]

25. I've given up on home pizza

Luckily I live near several great pizza places.

Anyway, how do you get your oven hot enough? I mean even on broil my oven punks out at like 550 degrees. I have heard of hacking your oven (essentially disconnecting the thermometer and adding ceramic heat sinks - bricks) but I am afraid of buring my house down.

[BarenakedLady]

27. MMmmmmm pizza

[DS1]

28. shennanigans!

[asthmaticeog]

29. Finally, a thread wherein "pizza" isn't code for someone getting banned.

:thumbsup:

[BarenakedLady]

30. Of course not! It's code for sex.

duh



:silly:

[asthmaticeog]

32. As in

"I sure wouldn't mind tappin' a pizza THAT ass." :9

[The2ndWheel]

31. That is the reason

anyone does anything anywhere.

[Dr. Strange]

33. Was it delivery...

or was it DiGiorno?