LaraMN
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Tue Jun-12-07 09:33 AM
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The other night, I dreamed that I had a boob job. |
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I was in a real hurry to get the boobs, so I made the doctor do it really quickly, and I forgot to tell her what size I wanted. I got done with surgery, and I had gianormous boobs, with nipples on the bottom. They were extremely saggy, and when I asked the doctor about it, she said I shold have asked for a lift as well, because that's how they turn out sans lift. I had two big slits on the insides of my breasts where the implants went in, and I was smooshing the boobs around, and the slits popped open. The implants were sliding out, so I pulled them out and spent the rest of the dream trying to get to the doctor so she could sew my breasts shut.
Gawd, I'm demented.
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La Lioness Priyanka
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Tue Jun-12-07 09:36 AM
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1. i dreamt of liposuction |
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i will give you a whole size in boobs, if you take some of my fat
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LaraMN
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Tue Jun-12-07 09:40 AM
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That stuff I can get rid of. Boobs, I can't just grow, unfortunately!
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Tue Jun-12-07 09:37 AM
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That's my EXACT dream, EVERY NIGHT. (and I'm male). :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :wow:
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LaraMN
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Tue Jun-12-07 09:40 AM
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4. Do you instinctively clutch your chest when you wake up, |
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and breathe a deep sigh of relief?
:P
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LeftyFingerPop
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Tue Jun-12-07 09:43 AM
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5. No, because some nights... |
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the whole thing really happened. :blush:
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Tue Jun-12-07 09:47 AM
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6. I had a boob job dream a few months ago! |
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My dream wasn't as scary as yours...I just had cartoonishly large boobs and I couldn't stand up straight or do various activities like jogging, typing comfortably on the computer, hug my child, etc. It was very weird. :crazy:
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Tue Jun-12-07 10:14 AM
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7. A boob job might be the only job I could keep.... |
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