The word for today is "asshole". Modify a thread to include "asshole".

[ohiosmith]

Veterinarian Arrested For Punching Chihuahua In Head, Dislodging It's Asshole.

[Hugin]

1. "Are there for real any infamous assholes"

[Hugin]

2. "Can you tell a fake asshole from a real one?"

[meegbear]

3. Asshole Thread: Please post your own.

[deepthought42]

4. Pic thread: please post your own asshole

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

5. The word for today is "ohiosmith". Modify a thread to include "ohiosmith".

:hide:

[ohiosmith]

8. :

:P

[LynneSin]

15. oh wait, I was to use the word asshole - not the name of an asshole...damn my bad

:hide:

:pals:

[ohiosmith]

18. A little slow on the uptake today eh?

[LynneSin]

19. when it comes to assholes I try to avoid the uptake

:eyes:

[ohiosmith]

21. :

:rofl:

[deepthought42]

6. Congratulations, asshole! 10,000 posts!

[Dr. Strange]

39. As opposed to, say,

Congratulations, deepthought42, 10,000 assholes!

(In which case, congratulations just doesn't seem appropriate!)

[deepthought42]

57. In which case I would say...

I'm surrounded by assholes!



:rofl:

[pagerbear]

7. Name an asshole so profound, illimitable, and cthonic you fear speaking of it because it might hear.

[DS1]

9. OMG-- awesome asshole pic-- risque warning....

[LynneSin]

10. Did you hear that someone stole Bush's asshole while he was in Albania?

it had to be done

[Hugin]

12. ...

Whew, thanks for saving me from that one LynneSin. :)

[LynneSin]

14. scroll down sweetie

:woohoo:

[Hugin]

20. ...

No market for them around here.

:rofl:

[LNM]

36. Or, Did you hear that someone stole Asshole's watch while he was in Albania?

[matcom]

11. My asshole. Uh oh pictures.

:D

[racaulk]

60. .

:spray: :rofl: :thumbsup:

That's awesome! You know that thread would be deleted in no time! :D

[LynneSin]

13. Prag is giving away fricking assholes - who wants one and why

:D

[Hugin]

27. Asshole is giving away fricking Medals - who wants one and why

[slj0101]

16. Ice Cream man arrested for indecent asshole.

[AggieGal]

49. Asshole arrested for indecent exposure.

[Gormy Cuss]

17. Recommend some asshole to your fellow DU-ers!

[EstimatedProphet]

22. What moment or scene from an asshole would you like to recreate in real life?

[EstimatedProphet]

23. My little sister is in an asshole on an archaeological dig

[MissMillie]

29. or... My little sister is in Greece on an asshole dig.

ouch

[ohiosmith]

32. :

:applause:

[otherlander]

43. You know what the Greeks invented...

:hide:

[ohiosmith]

44. Democracy?

[EstimatedProphet]

24. Why can't I have a super-human asshole?

[MAGICBULLET]

25. Some days I hate my asshole

[pagerbear]

26. Asshole Killed After Car Plunges 41 Feet From Parking Garage

[leftofthedial]

28. Driver Killed After Car Plunges 41 Feet From Asshole

OR

My little sister is in Greece on an asshole dig.

[Hugin]

33. Driver killed after asshole plunges 41 feet from parking garage.

I think that's all the iterations for that one.

[LSK]

30. Pic Thread: Please post your own Asshole.

[ohiosmith]

41. :

:rofl:

[pagerbear]

31. Those assholes... those cold, dead, assholes...

[Hugin]

34. So, I went and saw the asshole attorney today

Serious thread, but, I couldn't resist.

[pdx_prog]

35. I am the asshole ask me anything

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

37. It was forty assholes ago today ...

The supreme assholes decided ...

to let assholes be assholes. In peace. Without being hassled by other assholes.

I always thought LBJ was an asshole. But sometimes an ok asshole.

[LynneSin]

38. Democratic Underground Needs ASSHOLES

sorry, it had to be done!

[cwydro]

40. The asshoLe store just caLLed

they're out of you.:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

42. So what?

You're their biggest asshole.

:toast:

[cwydro]

46. 35 posts

love ya guy.

[Dr. Strange]

55. No, No, No

In keeping with the theme from that thread, you're supposed to reply with

"Oh yeah, well I just had sex with your--"

On second thought, let's get away from the theme in that thread...

;-)

[Midlodemocrat]

45. My mother bought the asshole.

[AggieGal]

47. So, who wants to Dole out asshole advice?

[maveric]

48. "There are asshole vultures in my neighborhood."

[ohiosmith]

50. There are Turkey Vultures in my asshole...

5,4,3,2,

[maveric]

51. "rimshot" Badda Boom!

Isnt that somewhat uncomfortable?

[ohiosmith]

52. Only when I sneeze.

"rimshot" brilliant

[AggieGal]

53. what's your opinion of the Blue Tooth asshole?

[AggieGal]

54. I discovered two new assholes that I particularly enjoy

[TK421]

56. Need some good vibes...I lost my asshole today

[RogueSpirit]

58. I feel all aflutter... Asshole *needs* me!

[TOhioLiberal]

59. Which asshole type has jumped the shark?

:P

[racaulk]

61. Ow... my dog hurt his asshole...

I don't mean to make light of the seriousness of MonkeyFunk's thread, but this one was just too easy.

:)