A Massage frum da Punkuashun criminals

[Guava Jelly]

So I eye hav me sum krappy grammah schills...
Git ovir yerselves..
nowing whir ta puta coma er how ta use 2 tooo or tu.
Dozn't mak ya suppererier.
an poynting et owt konstanlee is petie an pizzes us ofh.
Maybii eys shuldunt b alowed ta powst hear ore evin vowte n eelekshuns.
eye mus note evun bee humane oar evun hav nuthun valyable ta saa
et iz a forem uf bigatree...
:D

[av8rdave]

1. Hey...if you ever want to troll over at FreeRepublic....you'll appear to be one ot the brighter ones

[Guava Jelly]

2. thatz tru

Ya thangk tha wood bee moor tolarent of peeple who mae naht bee krisp on thayre grhama?
Maebee theyz klozet libruls ova thayre.
An don no et

[av8rdave]

3. ghud luk wit thet

[some guy]

4. sined

[Guava Jelly]

5. u gawt baid gramer az wel

u mus nat evin bee humin.
eye wundir ef unedyukatid pour peepl n amerikas passed shuld hav evun had a voyce.oar a rite tu vowt oar evin bee herd.
ey gass knot..kording tu sum