OXYMORON'S!!!

[lost-in-nj]

I was "flipping" tonight and came across
QVC, the hour show was

JOAN RIVERS BEAUTY


so what is your FAVORITE oxymoron????


:)


lost

[SeattleGirl]

1. President George W. Bush. Oh wait.....

He's just a moron. :P

[lost-in-nj]

3. LOL

:rofl: :rofl:



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[Left Is Write]

2. Compassionate conservative.

[lost-in-nj]

5. WTF???

They can't take the stick out of their arse
long enough to care about anyone else!!!!



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[TOhioLiberal]

4. Mine is:

Jumbo shrimp

[lost-in-nj]

6. Yes!!!

Who gave shrimp a size anyway????



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[HCE SuiGeneris]

7. military

intelligence

[lost-in-nj]

8. Oh I hear you!!!

I am laughing out loud


really :)



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[Manifestor_of_Light]

9. You misused the apostrophe. No apostrophe needed in your title.

There is nothing owned by an oxymoron in your post. Therefore there is no need to use the possessive form.

That is all from the Grammar Police.

[mokawanis]

10. how about

Microsoft Works?

[Lethe]

11. natural flavoring

civil war

edit: (singing in Axl Rose voice) "We don't need no civil waaaaaer. It feeds the rich, while it buries the pooeaooor."

[VenusRising]

12. I always liked "thunderous silence"

I've heard that. :rofl:

[uppityperson]

13. Holy War

[taterguy]

14. Environmentalist bumpersticker

[MissMillie]

15. Microsoft Works

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

16. Happily married!

Hee hee.

Don't tell my wife I wrote that.

[Random_Australian]

17. Faith-based science.

When someone says that, they really ought to be saying "something that is not science"

(Note to anyone who disagrees - don't make the mistake of arguing about it - I shoot down people on this a LOT, so it is kind of a pet peeve)

[DS1]

18. You didn't need that apostrophe

:P

[meegbear]

19. Fox News

[LynneSin]

Intelligent Design

:eyes:

[datasuspect]

20. business ethics

[Zavulon]

21. Jumbo shrimp

[Zavulon]

22. I like "pretty ugly," too. :)

As in "Mann Coulter is pretty ugly."

[kwassa]

23. Plastic glass

[kwassa]

24. free market