Judge cries about his pants ...

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

Must have taken a page from the Paris Hilton Book of Justice ...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070613/ap_on_fe_st/odd_67_million_pants;_ylt=ApcszzU9RHkZzFDbNFn6slouQE4F

I know I felt like crying when I saw how much my old pants had shrunk over the years, but ...

:rofl:

[NC_Nurse]

1. I saw that!

He's going to make such a GREAT judge, dontcha think? :eyes:

Such a keen sense of perspective. :sarcasm: :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

2. Hey!

Don't judge a man who's a judge until you've walked a mile in the pants that he's lost and clearly loved so.

Confucius said that. (I think.)

[NC_Nurse]

8. .

:rofl:

Welcome to DU!

I went to work and didn't see this reply until now!:toast:

[Darth_Kitten]

10. Now this is good.......

Welcome! :)

[sarge43]

3. That's an individual who definitely needs a reality check. n/t

[Downtown Hound]

4. Never underestimate the bond between a judge and his pants.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. I didn't know judges wore pants

It never occurred to me to wonder what's under the robes. I just figured it's a celtic thing.

[smtpgirl]

5. Yep, only in DC would this happen

I hope he has to pay ALL courts costs for this waste of time.

Only a judge would bring up a suit against a dry cleaners that supposedly ruined his favorite pants.

He shouldn't be a judge anymore.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

6. The cleaner didn't ruin the pants ...

they only misplaced them temporarily. The pants are in good shape (and clean and pressed).

The judge is probably not a moron, but I'm not sure what his agenda is.

And crying in court? Spare me the Paris act.

You're right. He shouldn't be a judge. But I can't imagine what he might be good at.

[otherlander]

9. ...

"I haven't worn pants with cuffs since the 1970s," Pearson said. He also submitted into evidence a photograph of every pair of pants in his home to show that he does not like pants with cuffs.

:rofl: