In line at drive-up fast food...bumper stickers

[snappyturtle]

Today at noon-time in drive-up line at fast food place I had to look at this for way too long:

These were all on one pickup!

Nuke 'em til they glow
Then we can shoot 'em in the dark (It looked like glo-in-the-dark paint.)

Damn right I voted for Bush!

100% pure whoop ass

Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnel fat!

Any one of these would have told me enough about the truck owner! Just couldn't believe it. I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or :puke:

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Pretty jerky

[DS1]

2. I see a lot of Terrorist Hunting Permit #91101 on trucks around here

but otherwise that's pretty much it.

[matcom]

3. I've seen those

been tempted to get a sharpie, cross out 'terrorist' and write 'Bush'

[snappyturtle]

4. I actually thought when I saw these that I should keep a

sharpie in my vehicle so when I find one of these unattended I could add my two cents! But, this guy had them on the back window of the truck cab so they'd be hard to reach and he knew that. Otherwise, he would have had enough guts to put at least one on the back bumper!

[unpossibles]

5. I'm not sure who it is, but one of my neighbors has a

"I voted for John kerry before I voted against him" sticker.

I want to add another one or two that say "I support Torture" or "I hate the Constitution" but I won't

[conscious evolution]

6. In a sick sorta way

I kinda think the nuke em one is kinda funny.

Plus,if one was to throw that back at a freeper with a heavily sarcastic tone accompanied by a dramatic eyeroll it might make their head explode.

[snappyturtle]

8. In a sick sorta way it is funny until you remember who has his

hand on the button!

[conscious evolution]

11. True that!

Nukes in anyones hands are a bad thing.

[MAGICBULLET]

7. How about

- Learn English or Get the Fuck Out of My Country -

- Let's Bomb France Too -

and my all time favorite

- God, Guns, and Country -

[snappyturtle]

9. A lot of sick pups out there. I'm afraid to put anything political on

my vehicle....well, except for the upside down repuke elephants I plastered on the passenger seat windows....I don't think repukes "understood"!

[ikojo]

10. My guess is that the driver of that truck is

home on leave? Surely the driver IS in the military, if he LOVES the Bushler so much.

Or

He was on his way to the recruiter's office!

[snappyturtle]

12. I'd guess the guy was 40ish and the man in the passenger seat

with the summer cowboy hat on was old enough to be the driver's father.....I see a lot of military decals here, usually the units' insignia. Maybe the driver was a soldier wannabe!

[bullwinkle428]

13. Methinks the chickenhawks often embellish if not complete invent

their own service records, figuring that no one will care enough to actually check into the history. On another board today, this loudmouthed freeper made a couple of ugly posts to another poster who happened to be critical of Bush. When the Bush critic mentioned he was a veteran, the freeper immediately dropped a "Semper Fi" and thanked the other for his service.

YEAH BUDDY, THAT "SEMPER FI" IS ALL THE FUCKING PROOF I NEED THAT YOU ACTUALLY SERVED!! :mad:

[TK421]

14. I would take the conventional approach and smear my own feces on their windshield

....did I actually type that?

[snappyturtle]

17. Well, I didn't think to do that but I did think how wonderful it would

be to have some time to do some Sharpie marker editing but then I became fearful. I think this guy would have rammed his vehicle into mine. I sensed he would be dangerous to meet.

[Kerrytravelers]

15. Wow. That's a whole lotta stupid right there!

[snappyturtle]

16. I could only think when I saw all this stupid on a truck window

was why would anyone want the rest of the world to know this?