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Wed Jun-13-07 05:07 PM
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| what can i do to propitiate an angry god? |
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he is casting bolts from the heavens and seems displeased.
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| Hugin
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Wed Jun-13-07 05:09 PM
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| 1. It like all things... Shall pass... |
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But, a sacrifice is advisable.
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Wed Jun-13-07 05:10 PM
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| 2. well we wrapped the shanks of a spring born ox |
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with strips of fat, burned it and let the smoke waft to the heavens.
he doesn't seemed pleased with that though.
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| Hugin
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Wed Jun-13-07 05:12 PM
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| 3. Your God is angry due to your waste of... |
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Bacon.
I'm sorry, but, you've sealed your doom.
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| Arugula Latte
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Wed Jun-13-07 05:24 PM
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| 4. Don your magic undies ... |
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Millions of Mormons can't be wrong!
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Wed Jun-13-07 05:25 PM
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| 5. i just faxed in an order to "oracle to go" |
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they are consulting the tea leaves and the chicken guts to find an answer.
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| Joe Fields
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Wed Jun-13-07 05:30 PM
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| 7. the damned fax machine mangled the order and it reads, "orifice to go." |
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Wed Jun-13-07 05:27 PM
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| 6. If he's angry he's not god. |
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So you can just flip him off.
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