Ask me anything!

[Lyric]

Who needs a prerequisite? ;)

[swag]

1. Good question.

So few even seem to need a postrequisite.

[TK421]

2. Okay...what's another word for Thesaurus?

[Lyric]

4. Useful

Next!

[TK421]

8. That isn't the right answer...but there is no right answer

it's a Steven Wright joke

[Lyric]

9. Well it's darned useful to me!

:D

[Adsos Letter]

3. Why is there air?

:D

[Lyric]

5. Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster was feeling smothered.

Next! :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. 'There's air to blow up volleyballs, blow up basketballs'

"You guys call me dumb, for cryin' out loud. Walkin' around askin' why there's air." :eyes:

:P

[elshiva]

6. Anything?

[Lyric]

7. Yep. Anything. n/t

[elshiva]

10. Why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?

[Lyric]

11. It is a common misconception

that the porridge-bird (fictius custardius) lays it's eggs in the air. Certainly, each spring, great flocks of porridge-birds swarm the countryside, raining down porridge, custard and (in extreme cases) yoghurt on unsuspecting passers by. Understandably, this has given rise to the idea that porridge-birds lay their eggs in mid-flight, which then hatch and cover the surrounding area in the aforementioned mess. The fact of the matter is, however, that the porridge-bird lays its eggs in small nests, built in the very tops of elm and oak trees. There, the young porridge-birds hatch from their eggs. The parents then scour the countryside, looking for porridge- and custard trees. (yes, porrdige grows on trees. Yoghurt, however, lives underwater) Once such a tree is spotted, the porridge-bird swoops down, and attempts to catch one of the many feral custards that live on the tree. Due to the nature and consistency of porridge much of the creature will fall from the porridge-birds' clutches before the bird can reach it's nest. This is why -even though porridge-birds do not really lay eggs in the air- it is advisable to take an umbrella along when you enter porridge-bird territory.

[elshiva]

12. Why is Leonard Cohen such a great songwriter?

[Lyric]

14. He was born to it.

It's a genetic thing. It'a likely alao a product of his traumatic childhood, troubled adulthood, and yearning soul. :)

[elshiva]

15. AMEN. Have you seen "I'm Your Man?"

Great movie!

[Lyric]

16. Yes! Loved it!

Nice to know someone else here has seen it :)

[elshiva]

17. Thanks! Where is Thumbkin?

[Lyric]

18. Here I am! Here I am! n/t

[elshiva]

19. Thanks. How does a lollipop dance?

[UrbScotty]

20. Define 'dictionary.' (nt)

[TrogL]

21. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY???