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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-14-07 01:43 PM
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What would happen if NASCAR decided to turn RIGHT instead of LEFT?
Physically of course, NASCAR has no political aims.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-14-07 01:46 PM
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1. They'd run clockwise around the track, that's what
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-14-07 01:48 PM
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2. Would't we also see whiplash cases in hospitals near race tracks?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-14-07 01:52 PM
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3. except for in Australia
Edited on Thu Jun-14-07 01:52 PM by matcom
:D
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-14-07 01:56 PM
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4. 250 Polish victory laps (n/t)
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-14-07 02:16 PM
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5. The cars would go backwards in time!
The advantage being, we'd know the winner before the race even started.
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-14-07 02:48 PM
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6. Country singers would get their wives back, their dogs back, and sober up.
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cobalt1999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 09:15 AM
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9. LOL
I like it.
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bumblebee1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 12:48 AM
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7. The drivers would all need retraining. n/t
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 08:32 AM
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8. Yer some kind of COMMUNIST! ain't ya?
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