The Worst Date Ever

[CatWoman]

On May 18, after spending the night smoking pot and having sex with a prostitute, a 39-year-old Lake City man decided he was going to get a beer. Sounds like a wild way to start the weekend. Little did he know he'd end up digging a hole in his backyard to bury a body.

According to the police report, the woman stayed behind at the man's apartment to take a bath while the man walked to a nearby 7-Eleven, returning home 20 minutes later. The man noticed his bathroom door was still closed. He waited another 15 minutes before venturing in. Upon entering the bathroom, the man found the lifeless body of the 47-year-old prostitute. In a panic, he shook her and slapped her but got no response. Then he really freaked out.

The time line the man provided is fuzzy in the report, but he told police he stayed in his apartment for the next three days, drinking and contemplating what to do with the dead prostitute's body. At one point, he climbed out the window of his apartment and began digging a hole. Perhaps due to some epiphany or newfound respect for the woman, the man decided he was "doing the wrong thing," according to the report—so he clambered back inside and filled his bathtub with cold water. He placed the woman's body in the tub to prevent her from decomposing.

The despondent man walked back to the 7-Eleven, where he called his boss from a pay phone. The next morning, the man and his boss called the police and the medical examiner retrieved the waterlogged body. A toxicology report is pending—but it doesn't look like foul play.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=242646

[kay1864]

1. At least they gave him a break...

SPD spokeswoman Renee Witt says that the man wasn't charged with soliciting a prostitute because "it was kind of after the fact. A lot of misdemeanors we have to see happen."

[Haole Girl]

2. Wow

And, I always thought my 2 minute blind date, at a Waffle House, was the worst date ever! (long story)

[skygazer]

3. Yup, I thought my bad story was bad

At least everyone came out of mine alive in the end.

[underpants]

4. Oh do tell!!!

:woohoo:

[idgiehkt]

8. really

I want to hear it too. :)

:rofl:

[Haole Girl]

12. Ok. Here's the stupid story....

When I was in my 20's (and single), a coworker hounded me to go out with a guy she knew. I hated blind dates...I mean, really, really, really hated them. But, I broke down and decided to just meet him for a cup of coffee. Now...why I decided the yellow Waffle House, near downtown Ft. Worth, would be a nice centralized place to meet is beyond me.

Let me set the stage. I got there first. The place was plain and simple. But, hey-- it was a "waffle house"! Someone was mopping the floor, near the table I was waiting at, when Mr. Wrong came in. He sat down, and without even saying "Hello," he started laughing. And, he didn't stop! Yep, he just looked at me and started laughing. :-( I gave him about 30 seconds or so....I swear, it seemed like an eternity...before I stood up, walked out of that stupid Waffle House, got in my car, and sped away. And, I mean, sped! That idiot must have called me 12 times to apologize. He claimed he thought the water on the floor was hilarious, and it had nothing to do with me. I refused to ever see him again.

That was the last blind date I ever went on-- ever. And, I've never stepped foot in a Waffle House, again, either.

Hey, but as mentioned already, at least nobody died! (just my pride)

[idgiehkt]

14. good for you for walking out

a jerk if there ever was one. :hug:

[underpants]

16. Conversely my "Best date ever" story

My now-wife and I were in the early stages of dating. I had just taken my very last exam--I was getting that damned degree. She offered to take me out to dinner. We had an early dinner....went back to her place.....

a while later I realized that the SEC Championship game was coming on soon so I fake stomach illness and said I better go back to my place while I still could-she offered to take care of me.

On the way back to my apartment I called up my best bud from a pay phone (no cell phones then) grabbeda a 12 pack and we met at my place and watched 'Bama beat Miss.State.

BEST DATE EVER!

[CatWoman]

5. I have plenty of time

:)

[northzax]

6. i think this won 'worst date ever'

with the first line alone:

On May 18, after spending the night smoking pot and having sex with a prostitute,

the rest is just gravy.

althought i will be happy to raise you with my famous "meeting someone on an online dating site, meeting at a restaurant and realizing that she is a good friend's wife." talk about awkward.

[idgiehkt]

9. lol

uh-oh

:rofl:

[Coventina]

10. Yipes!

That is f'ed up!

[Parche]

7. Date

I cant wait to see 'Matcom's' thread on necrophilia.....:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

So who 'Stiffed' who here???? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



OH MEOW

[Wapsie B]

11. Reminds me of my worst date.

She still had a pulse, but just barely from looking at her; just totally lifeless. Completely the opposite from the time we first met and chatted on the phone every day. Come to find out she had been seeing someone else just before she met me who wanted an exclusive relationship with her. Fast-forward 6 months. I bump into her in the parking lot at work. We had a mutual friend, a co-worker of mine who introduced us. Anyway it turns out she'd been driving 3 hours round trip every week to see this guy. Then he gets a job in North Dakota, packs up and takes off without her knowledge and without so much as a goodbye to her. Now I'm suddenly good enough as she tries to work her charms on me. Uh no fucking way.


But this guy in the op takes the prize for sure.

[Redstone]

13. Hasn't everyone had that happen at least once?

Redstone

[baldguy]

15. My worst date doesn't hold a candle to this.

Blind date. Dinner. I ordered the hosenfeffer. She was a vegetarian.