KitchenWitch
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Thu Jun-14-07 06:43 PM
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I was a real asshole today! |
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I was on one of our lovely freeways and I needed to get onto another freeway and so I got on the ramp. It was one of those two lane ramps, and the right hand lane was going to end soon so I signaled my turn and started to make my move. Lo and behold the car in the other lane decided to speed up so I could not get ahead of it. I forced the issue. Not only did I force the issue, I let three other cars in ahead of me out of spite for the person almost not allowing me to merge.
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Thu Jun-14-07 06:49 PM
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1. Good for you! I am super proud! |
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That was excellent of you, indeed!!
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KitchenWitch
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Thu Jun-14-07 06:55 PM
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3. I am sure the three beneficiaries of my sideways gift enjoyed it |
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I am not so sure about the one behind me that tried to be a total dickass and not let me in.
:rofl:
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Thu Jun-14-07 06:53 PM
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2. stuff like that drives me crazy. |
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People need to leave their chips on the shoulder at home. Once I was on the blue ridge parkway and went to pass these people, because they were meandering which people on the parkway are wont to do. Well, they speeded up, and along comes a car in my lane (I was passing on a two lane road), so I swerved back into their lane, giving them three choices, either hit the brakes and let me in, run off the road, or have me run them off the road by ramming into their car. Well, they hit the brakes and then they threw a fit and flipped me off, and followed me down to the Pisgah lodge...when they saw I was gonna turn, they hit their brakes and slammed their car into the cement curb because they cut the turn too sharp. I kept on going but it's very likely they blew both front tires since they hit it so hard.
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KitchenWitch
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Thu Jun-14-07 06:56 PM
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4. If the person had let me in initially, I literally would have saved him 3 minutes |
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Which would have been better than the 40 seconds he tried to gain by cutting me off.
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Thu Jun-14-07 06:57 PM
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You have become that most fearsome of creatures: A genuine SoCal driver!
I'm proud of you!
:yourock:
:applause: :applause:
:woohoo: :woohoo:
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KitchenWitch
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Thu Jun-14-07 06:59 PM
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6. So, spite is a good thing in this case? |
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Thu Jun-14-07 07:03 PM
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7. Spite is definitely good here! |
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I hear ya about the 55......
Sorry you had to use it today, sweetie.....:hug:
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Thu Jun-14-07 08:43 PM
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so what else is new? :rofl: . . . just kidding
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KitchenWitch
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Thu Jun-14-07 11:29 PM
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9. Well, no one has ever accused me of being an asshalf! |
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Fri Jun-15-07 01:21 AM
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16. I believe that would be Norm Coleman (nt) |
KitchenWitch
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Fri Jun-15-07 01:27 AM
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18. You are correct, Sir! |
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Thu Jun-14-07 11:33 PM
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It's like "Minnesota Nice" turned inside out.
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KitchenWitch
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Thu Jun-14-07 11:37 PM
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11. I am normally a fairly courteous driver, but damn, I had my signal on |
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and there was enough room for me to merge before the jerk rapidly pulled up. I was not in a hurry, and I am sure at least three people appreciated my thoughfulness.
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Thu Jun-14-07 11:52 PM
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12. Had to be a Rightie stuffin' ya like that. |
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They seem to go to the "Hurray for me, F. U." driving school.
I'm pretty kind in traffic these days, but I've done a LOT worse than that.
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KitchenWitch
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Thu Jun-14-07 11:54 PM
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13. If I could have let 10 cars in ahead of me, I would have |
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Just to torque that mofo!
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Oeditpus Rex
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Fri Jun-15-07 12:15 AM
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14. I used to do stuff like that all the time |
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Had this "You're not gettin' ahead of me, fuckwad" attitude. I finally got tired of the way it made me feel, with my blood pressure and adrenalin and stuff on 11 all the time. Now I'm like, "Dude, if it's that important to your tiny little penis, take it."
Roads with two-into-one lanes, though, are an invitation to road rage. I can't imagine why we have 'em.
(Kitchy, I'm not raggin' on you or anyone else. I'm just sayin' I needed to change my behavior because it wasn't good for me.)
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Fri Jun-15-07 01:16 AM
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15. Yeah, two into one is just insane |
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Thing is, mostly my vengeance kicked in. Thus, the letting three cars in ahead of me to make my point.
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Fri Jun-15-07 01:27 AM
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17. I love you even more.... |
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Fri Jun-15-07 01:28 AM
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Fri Jun-15-07 01:36 AM
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20. Cause you revenge drive.... |
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Fri Jun-15-07 01:37 AM
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21. I don't do that all the time |
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Fri Jun-15-07 02:36 AM
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22. But you pick your spots so well... |
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That is the true sign of a woman in control...
Like in the Freid Green Tomatos when Kathy Bates smashes that young chickies car and says it doesn't matter cause she had more insurance...
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Fri Jun-15-07 02:38 AM
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23. I bow to your supreme assholiness, my queen! |
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Because I would have done the SAME THING! Bwahahahaha! :rofl:
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Adsos Letter
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Fri Jun-15-07 02:41 AM
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seems to be SOP for me these days...maybe it's time for a checkup...
:(
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