Well, I'm in an akward position

[krispos42]

Sitting in a armchair. Right leg over left knee. Keyboard bridging the gap between right knee and desk, which is off to my right.

Hands on keyboard. On my left arm, extending from wrist to elbow, is my cat. Fluffed out, curled up and watching TV while purring gently.

And I'm in my undies.

Advice?

[krispos42]

1. Here's a visual aid

Okay, the quality sucks...

[matcom]

2. go on MySpace and find a 'hooker-friend'

post her pic here.

grab some EVOO and oil up the cat

feed oiled-up cat to your pet snake

take hooker-friend to city and find a 100 foot crane to have sex in

ditch hooker-friend and take a horse up there

make sure there is video.

[krispos42]

3. The Fluff did not approve of the snake

she just jumped ship! :-)

[idgiehkt]

4. brilliant.

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

5. If you need to move, the kitteh will let you know.

Until then, remain as you are and await instruction.

(That's how my cats feel about such things, anyway.)

[krispos42]

6. lol

At least she's not on my shoulders. She's not a climber, so when she goes up there (usually when I'm on the porcelein throne), it gets, um..... awkward. and painful.

[Richard Steele]

7. Apparently, my cat "Colonel thomson" psychically overheard this conversation...

Now -I'VE- got a cat purring on me!

He's never figured out how to leave my lap without
digging his back claws into my leg. It never occurs
to him that he can just hop down, he has to LAUNCH
off the lap.

[krispos42]

8. He he... mine's to lazy

she just sort of slithers/plops down.