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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 04:53 PM
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Killer Squirrel!
One of the weirder news items this week:

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSL1432171020070614

BERLIN (Reuters) - An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.


I blame Karl Rove

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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 05:06 PM
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1. I blame
Inchworm...

He's been pissing off the squirrels. They are getting back for all the hate.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6615071&mesg_id=6615071

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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 05:12 PM
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2. There is no where to hide.
Edited on Fri Jun-15-07 05:13 PM by Debi
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 05:18 PM
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3. They are mobilizing!
Reports of a recon team bombing cars has been confirmed. Photos of the Squirrel Airborne and ground troops as well!





Run! The Squirrels are attacking!

:hi:
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 05:42 PM
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4. Freeze, gopher!
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gizmo1979 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 08:04 PM
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5. I read that
absoulutely hilarious.Can't even think of a good pun.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 08:09 PM
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6. Squirrel Cop
Edited on Fri Jun-15-07 08:11 PM by Xipe Totec


This is one of the funniest stories involving a squirrel I have ever heard:

http://www.thisamericanlife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?episode=115

Act Two. Squirrel Cop.

(about 20 minutes into the show)

The first day inevitably means mistakes, mishaps, fiascos. A true story, told by a former rookie cop. (14 minutes)

Song: " Fox Squirrel," Muddy Waters






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smirkymonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-16-07 09:31 PM
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7. The "Real" Homeland Security
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-16-07 09:34 PM
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8. This is Global warming at its finest
no doubt about it......

TO be honost....
The squirrels seem to be disappearing in my neighborhood.....

The chipmunks are taking over.....

:scared: :scared:


lost
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Q3JR4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-16-07 11:10 PM
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9. You know what they say....
A squirrel is just a rat with better P.R. :P
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