Dookus
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Mon Jan-19-04 08:58 PM
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Help! My cats are caucusing! |
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and I distinctly heard one of 'em say "lieberman"
What should I do?!
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Mon Jan-19-04 08:59 PM
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1. Get a canvas bag, a brick, and a length of rope... |
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Mon Jan-19-04 09:00 PM
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3. Give em some catnip - that should take care of it. |
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Mon Jan-19-04 09:00 PM
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4. I don't think Lieberman is viable |
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Get out the cat treats and try to get him to go to Kucinich! Kucinich supports civil unions for cats!
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Mon Jan-19-04 09:06 PM
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5. My cats have been caucusing for a year now |
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I think they're planning something.
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Mon Jan-19-04 09:07 PM
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6. yea, lieberman is my bottom choice, but try to see if you can get them to |
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Mon Jan-19-04 09:16 PM
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I suppose Dean DOES need the help. :evilgrin:
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Mon Jan-19-04 09:15 PM
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7. The only things my cats |
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were into as a kid was caa-caaing.
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Mon Jan-19-04 09:38 PM
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9. those lie-ber-cats need some Clark-nip? |
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Mon Jan-19-04 10:00 PM
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10. Give em two asprins & call me in the morning. |
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Mon Jan-19-04 10:20 PM
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11. Be thankful they aren't into Survivor Island |
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I ran out of tuna once and I know that I overheard one of mine snarling "bring me your torch" after peering disdainfully into his bowl. Carol
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Mon Jan-19-04 10:57 PM
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Mon Jan-19-04 11:00 PM
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they could have discussing cat litter? Seems reasonable to me.
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Mon Jan-19-04 11:07 PM
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14. before or after a butt licking session? |
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important to ascertain the sequence of candidate selection.....:D
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Mon Jan-19-04 11:32 PM
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This is a new song I just discovered this evening that makes cats go crazy. It's easy - any tune, high or low, loud or soft. It goes:
Wowie! Wowie! Wowie, wowie, wowie! Wowie! Wowie! Let's sing the wowie song! Wowie! Wowie! Wow-wow-wow-wow wowie! Wowie! Wowie! We're singin' the wowie song!
If your cats are like mine, they'll stop caucusing for Lieberman and try to get you to stop singing The Wowie Song.
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Mon Jan-19-04 11:35 PM
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16. I just tried it, but no effect |
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they seem to be done caucusing, and now they're sleeping. They never told me who they settled on, but I don't think it's Lieberman - I think Rudy was the only one for him, and the other two beat him up and took his toy mouse. I know Punk's a Clark guy, but Molly's the big question mark. She's been dragging home LaRouche literature lately....
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Mon Jan-19-04 11:39 PM
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17. Hmm. Maybe it's not the song but the singer. |
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Maybe I just have one of those special voices that makes words that start with W - like weird, weenie, and wowie - sound insufferable.
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