I made my 7-year-old nephew cry today.

[Pale Blue Dot]

My family played a card game that's sort of like Uno, only played with a regular deck of cards. We started with 7 people, and then after everyone else was eliminated, it was down to me and my nephew Brandon.

I kicked his ass!!! :woohoo::party::beer:

So the little baby cried. What a baby!

I won!!!!!!!!

:yoiks:

[datasuspect]

1. he needs to get tough anyway

tell him to walk it off.

i'd a probably ate his candy too if it was my nephew.

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. I stole his younger brother's popcorn.

Does that count?

[datasuspect]

5. you did good

it's better these lessons come from you than a stranger

[SarahB]

2. He always cries though.

He gets overtired by about 8:00pm. :D

p.s. Don't call yet. Gotta to um... powder my nose.

[Pale Blue Dot]

3. I also kicked everyone's butt in Hearts.

You would have been so proud of me!

[hellbound-liberal]

6. If you really want to make him cry next time you see him, follow Jack Handey's advice:

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

[Pale Blue Dot]

7. I'll try that next time.

Thanks! :thumbsup:

[pokerfan]

8. Tell him that second place

is First Loser!

That should make him feel better.

[SeattleGirl]

9. Beast!

:rofl: