Man Sets Fire To 4 Cars While Trying To Steal Gas (by drilling through gas tanks)

[DS1]

SELDEN, N.Y. -- A 38-year-old Long Island man is under arrest after he accidentally set fire to four cars at an automotive shop while trying to steal gasoline from one of them.

Suffolk County Police said that the Selden man was using a cordless power drill to bore into the bottom of the gas tank of a car parked at Sunrise Automotive in Islip when the fuel ignited.

The man was able to get from under the car unscathed, but the gasoline continued seeping out, spreading flames. Police said three cars were destroyed and a fourth damaged.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Know who scores lowest on the vapor flash ignition points of petrochemical distillates on the SAT?

Fuckin' Long Islanders.

It's like they're from another fuckin' world. They don't get it at all.

[pagerbear]

3. You know, I remember an article in the NYT about how bizarre LI actually is

Socially, economically, criminally....

[Orsino]

2. We're just a few mohawks and football pads away...

...from Mad Max. Give it a few more years, folks.

[DS1]

4. Just walk away!

:D

oh, but we will need a LOT of bondage gear, so now is the time to learn leather-stiching

[bicentennial_baby]

5. Who runs BarterTown?!!

:bounce:

[DS1]

6. Walker!

[bicentennial_baby]

7. Cane we dress him up like Blaster

and make him fight? :D