Crucified males: how do you feel about your crucifixion?

[Orrex]

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Other: Always look on the bright side of life

[Orrex]

2. Pffft

Too easy!

[Tyler Durden]

3. Plays HELL with the craps tables when I play VEGAS.

And I feel guilty messing up the carpets: that side wound leaks all the damned time.

[otherlander]

15. Do the M&Ms get stuck in the holes in your hands?

[Tyler Durden]

16. Naw. but unles I wear golfing gloves I slice really badly.

[racaulk]

4. I dunno, but masturbating sure is a lot more fun now!

:evilgrin:

[guitar man]

5. like this

:shrug: :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKCuxqoAlfU

[Bucky]

6. Hate that whistling sound when I applaud at rock concerts

And Dad still doesn't get the joke when I tell him "thanks" for making me well hung. Stoopid Repubicanz.

[pagerbear]

7. "Peter! I can see your house from here!"

[Wapsie B]

8. God what a helluva way to spend Friday afternoon.

Just hang'n around with the boys.

[ET Awful]

9. Some things in life are bad

They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

[Deep13]

10. Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?

:-(

[Orrex]

11. You're always saying that.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. what?

[Deep13]

12. Nascar has foresaken me.

:-(

[otherlander]

14. saxophone cry that shivered the cities?

down to the last radio?

>_< I'm a dork.

[Javaman]

13. So much for TGIF! nt