June is national turkey lover's month, and national home safety month, and

[LaraMN]

dairy month, and national oceans month, national homeownership month, national soul food month, great outdoors month, and that is NOT all.

wtf?

Why can't it just be national "June" month? Why does it have to be so complicated?

I guess tomorrow I will cook a turkey, observing appropriate safety practices, utilizing extra butter, making certain to cut up the turkey- binding plastic in order to avoid it entering the ecosphere and strangling an ocean creature, while within the confines of the home that I own, skillfully producing soul-food items, including marshmallows roasted in the "great outdoors" of my backyard.

That should cover the stuff I listed. Gah.

Crap. I forgot national adopt-a-cat month. But I don't want a cat. Shit.

[ForrestGump]

1. Invite a cat over to

eat some of that turkey.





Meow.


:D

[LaraMN]

2. They make my eyes itch.

I cannot have that.