My dog ate my glasses

[MonkeyFunk]

I laid down on the couch last night, put my glasses on the coffee table - woke up and they were gone.

Found them on the dog's bed, chewed up and totally destroyed.

Now I'm wearing old glasses that are at least two prescriptions old, and aren't bifocals, so I can't read a book. I've set everything on the computer to "large font".

This weekend, I'll have to go to Lenscrafters for new ones. Sigh... Stupid dog.

[Ptah]

1. My dog was chewing my dictionary,

I took the words out of his mouth.

:hide:

[MonkeyFunk]

2. but was it a prescription dictionary?

[Ptah]

5. something about eye teeth.

That canine.


:grrrr:

[KitchenWitch]

3. Reminds me of the time when my dog ate my retainer

x(

[ChoralScholar]

4. ...

I hope you can get new ones soon!!! Fuzzy Vision Sucks! :D

[China_cat]

6. My sister's dog ate her hearing aid.

Not only did she have to replace it (Very, very expensive aid) but then she had to have the dog operated on to get the battery out of his system.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. did you yell at him? i would have yelled at bailey.

[Tyler Durden]

8. Our "youngest" ate a $400 pair of Deb's glasses.

He took them right out of her purse and shredded them.

But does she NOW put the damned purse up and out of his reach??? NOOOO.