Woman jailed for testicle attack

[billyskank]

From the matcom news UK bureau:

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm

[RetroLounge]

1. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

:spray:

:rofl:

RL

[redqueen]

2. "testicle attack"

i wonder why that wording strikes me as funny...

[billyskank]

3. Makes it sound like she attacked him with one

"Get back! I have a testicle and I'm not afraid to use it!"

[redqueen]

5. hahahahahaha

:hi:

[Javaman]

20. Stand back this thing is loaded! nt

[NewJeffCT]

4. I guess she didn't like being stiffed?

Or, should that be she didn't like that she wasn't stiffed?

Or, well, I better not say too much more.

[matcom]

6. we did this one a couple days ago

:D

[barb162]

7. "I am in no way a violent person."

Hahahaha
Oh.

[Inchworm]

8. Gah!

I cant breathe!

ooooh the pain!

:cry:

[BlueIris]

9. I was just wondering how this had all worked out.

I still can't believe the only weapons she used were her hands.

[BlueIris]

10. Also...2 and 1/2 years??

Does Britain have an even worse prison over-crowding problem than we do?

[Zuiderelle]

11. Meh. It's just a testicle.

:hide:

[krispos42]

13. Yeah, you better hide! Grrr....

lol

[krispos42]

12. I like the Google ads that appeared at the bottom of the post

Stuff for Tasers, etc. :-)

[BarenakedLady]

14. Doh

:hi:

[billyskank]

15. No

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

16. Ok

:hug:

:)

[billyskank]

17. That's much better.

:)

[JVS]

18. Will there be a civil suit with punitive damages for emotional distress

[Javaman]

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