The George Bush SOTU drinking game

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http://www.workingforchange.com/article.cfm?itemid=16305

WHAT YOU NEED:

A group of four taxpayers: including 1 white guy wearing a suit, 2 wearing normal clothes and 1 in semi-shabby clothes.

A shot glass per person (all bought in a secondhand store)

100 tiny toothpicks with American flags wrapped around them.

A slab of soft French cheese, i.e., brie.

A large stash of beer. The one in the ragged clothing gets the cheapest crap you can find, like Milwaukee's Best; the white guy in the suit gets to drink whatever import he wants; and the other two pick between Bud and Miller Lite.
Rules of the Game:

1. Whenever George W mentions the liberation of the freedom-loving Iraqi people, the last person to grab his throat in a choking motion has to drink four shots of beer.

2. Whenever George W uses the words: "God," "America" or "jobs," drink a shot of beer.

3. Whenever George W mispronounces the word "terrorism" the last person to knock on wood drinks two shots of beer.

4. Whenever George W mentions the phrase "sanctity of marriage," take a shot of beer. The first time this happens, the last person to finish has to drink two more shots of beer and do the dishes during the Democratic Response.

5. Whenever the speech is interrupted by applause, the last person to stick one of the American flag toothpicks into the soft French cheese from a distance of two feet drinks two shots of beer. The white guy in the suit gets an extra chance each round.

6. Whenever George W smirks during a standing ovation, take turns drinking shots of beer until the audience sits down. Do it double time if his shoulders shake with silent laughter.

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