Cialis commercials need new background music. Post your picks.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUG79S1YHmM

My choice is "Get Up and Boogie".

[ironflange]

1. Afternoon Delight?

Hallelujah Chorus?
Ode to Joy?
Anything by the Lovin' Spoonful?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. Hallelujah Chorus is a good one...

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

2. "Why Don't We Do It In The Road"???

What?



:hide:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. Just don't do it for more than 16 hours.

:rofl:

I always thought that song was about taking a leak.

[SeattleGirl]

20. Bwahahahahaha!!!!

Well, if you've had too much Guinness, I guess it could be! :rofl:

[some guy]

3. this one

Clarence Carter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. ...

:spray:
Lordy!

[begin_within]

4. My Love is Like a Tire Iron

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. BWAhahaha!

Is that a real song?

[begin_within]

12. It's by Ted Nugent... can't find a YouTube video for it though

What's weird is that the lyrics to it are impossible to find on the Internet. It does appear on his live album "Intensities In Ten Cities."

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. We haven't heard much from Ted lately...

As I recall he was pretty gung-ho over Dumbyass for awhile. I wonder if he's changed his mind...

[idgiehkt]

5. ooh, I have just the thing

"Remember the Name" - Fort Minor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzAWC2w4Hmc

:rofl:

You ready?! Let's go!
Yeah, for those of you that want to know what we're all about
It's like this y'all (c'mon!)


This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

Mike! - He doesn't need his name up in lights
He just wants to be heard whether it's the beat or the mic
He feels so unlike everybody else, alone
In spite of the fact that some people still think that they know him
But fuck em, he knows the code
It's not about the salary
It's all about reality and making some noise
Making the story - making sure his clique stays up
That means when he puts it down Tak's picking it up! Let's go!

Who the hell is he anyway?
He never really talks much
Never concerned with status but still leaving them star struck
Humbled through opportunities given despite the fact
That many misjudge him because he makes a living from writing raps
Put it together himself, now the picture connects
Never asking for someone's help, or to get some respect
He's only focused on what he wrote, his will is beyond reach
And now it all unfolds, the skill of an artist

This is twenty percent skill
Eighty percent beer
Be a hundred percent clear cause Ryu is ill
Who would've thought that he'd be the one to set the west in flames
And I heard him wreck it with The Crystal Method, "Name Of The Game"
Came back dropped Megadef, took em to church
I like bleach man, why you had the stupidest verse?
This dude is the truth, now everybody's giving him guest spots
His stock's through the roof I heard he's fuckin' with S. Dot!



They call him Ryu, he's sick
And he's spitting fire
And mike got him out the dryer he's hot
Found him in Fort Minor with Tak
What a fuckin' nihilist porcupine
He's a prick, he's a cock
The type woman want to be with, and rappers hope he get shot
Eight years in the making, patiently waiting to blow
Now the record with Shinoda's takin over the globe
He's got a partner in crime, his shit is equally dope
You wont believe the kind of shit that comes out of this kid's throat

Tak! - He's not your everyday on the block
He knows how to work with what he's got
Making his way to the top
He often gets a comment on his name
People keep asking him was it given at birth
Or does it stand for an acronym?
No he's living proof, got him rocking the booth
He'll get you buzzing quicker than a shot of vodka with juice
Him and his crew are known around as one of the best
Dedicated to what they do and give a hundred percent

Forget Mike - Nobody really knows how or why he works so hard
It seems like he's never got time
Because he writes every note and he writes every line
And I've seen him at work when that light goes on in his mind
It's like a design is written in his head every time
Before he even touches a key or speaks in a rhyme
And those motherfuckers he runs with,
The kids that he signed?
Ridiculous, without even trying,
How do they do it?!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. I'm getting too freaking old...

I don't get it...

I hope this doesn't mean I'm becoming "set in my ways", because I really find that kind of shit annoying. :shrug:

[BrotherBuzz]

9. I Scare Myself by Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiERMbv4AMs

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. Haha!

The guys in those commercials should be scared of themselves.

[opiate69]

11. Soundgarden - "Big Dumb Sex"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qAAXEgAwE8


Don't you don't you want to thrill me
Don't you be afraid to tell me
Tell me if you think it's ugly
But now don't you want to touch it anyway

I've been looking for a reject
And you ain't had nothing like me yet
Don't you think it's time for motion
I can take what you've been pushin'

Hey I know what to do
I'm gonna
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck you
Fuck You
Yea I know what to do
I'm gonna
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck you
Fuck You
I'm gonna

I'm the beast and you're the master
You're the meat of the matter
I'm no fool for discretion
When it's on the tip of my tongue

Don't you don't you want to thrill me
Don't you be afraid to tell me
Tell me if you think it's ugly
But now don't you want to touch it anyway

Hey I know what to do
I'm gonna
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck you
Fuck You
Yea I know what to do
I'm gonna
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck you
FUCK YOU

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Good one!

:rofl:

[opiate69]

19. Think we can slip it past the censors?

B-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. Time will tell...

:rofl:
IBTL

[LostInAnomie]

74. Or "Burden In My Hand"

[jobycom]

15. Love Lift Us Up Where We Belong?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. Heehee!

Higher and Higher...

[ForrestGump]

21. "Sex Machine" -- Get up-uh!

Get on up.

Stay on the scene...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. snicker...

"Stay on the scene..." :spray:

[jobycom]

24. How about the Tina Turner classic, "What's Love Got to do with IT?"

[SeattleGirl]

25. Shouldn't that be, "What's Love Got to do With ED"?????

:P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

37. Ed who?

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. You know, it suddenly occurred to me that IT

could easily refer to Ike Turner's initials in that song...hmmm

[u4ic]

26. "Rise Up" by the Parachute Club

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2792952?cmpnid=753&pt=sr&refsite=7063

Sorry about the cheesy video. :P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

39. Haha...They could use the video as inspiration...

If they showed clips of all the adults dancing around with bottles of Cialis... :rofl:

[Initech]

27. AC/DC - "Stiff Upper Lip"

:evilgrin:

:headbang:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

41. I'm going to send these suggestions to Cialis...

:rofl:

[REP]

28. Dandy Warhols - "Horse Pills"

So your ex got a mansion where you kick it on the hill,
your boy comes to see you, he's your Hollywood thrill.
He's a Spanish fly, that bucks like a stallion.
In the suits that you got him, he looks more Italian.
You worry bout your tan when the weather's gettin' clammy,
summer in the city and winters in Miami.
You get so high on the high life pills,
cruisin' and boozin' and rockin' on the horse size pills.
You could even take more thrills- you could even take more spills,
pills, thrills, chills and ills man, kills.
And rockin' on the horse size.
Butt's gettin' bigger, do you think he'll notice maybe?
That's ok, don't worry bout it baby!
Cause everybody knows he pumps you for your money, that's alright,
don't worry bout it honey!
In your itsy bitsy teenie weenie riding up your butt bikini.
Keepin' on the heels cause you're saggin'
just a teenie bit more than the girls he pretends he doesn't thrill.
Rubbin' on the lotion, and rockin' on the horse size pills.
You could even take more thrills,
you could even take more spills, pills, thrills, chills, and ills man, kills.
And rockin' on the horse size.
Sometimes you feel like Moses, that's when you're toasted.
Yeah, kick it.
Yo bitch.
That's right, yeah.
Rockin' on the horse size

[GoddessOfGuinness]

43. I wonder what Andy Warhol would think of them...

:D

[peekaloo]

29. Pump It Up

by Elvis Costello.

wait, then you wouldn't need the pills....:dunce:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

44. Haha!

That's a good one!

[underpants]

30. "Big ole Boner" by Souxsie and the Cruisers

[GoddessOfGuinness]

45. Perfect!

:toast:

[guitar man]

31. "Love Hurts"

by Nazareth

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

48. Yikes!

What does that stuff DO? :rofl:

[guitar man]

63. come see me some time

I'll give you a demonstration :evilgrin:

[AllegroRondo]

32. Nine Inch Nails - Closer

"I want to f*** you like an animal....."

[Smooth Operator]

33. get rid of the bathtubs

the reason why you're having sex problems is because you and your SO are sitting in separate cast iron bathtubs. The music should be generic porn music.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

50. I couldn't believe it when I heard that tune on the radio...

with the "uck" deleted.

Seemed kind of pointless...

[BOSSHOG]

34. Why don't we get drunk and Screw - Buffet

[GoddessOfGuinness]

52. Is it ok to take it with alcohol?

[BOSSHOG]

66. I've seen enough TV commercials for all kinds of medicine

that I don't want to take medicine for anything. Most of their time is spent talking about side effects. I'd rather ruin my body with alcohol. But Jimmy has a good idea.

[bighughdiehl]

35. Let's get it on

by Marving Gaye

[GoddessOfGuinness]

53. That's a good one!

[SacredCow]

38. "You Raise me Up" is the obvious choice....

But there are lots of good picks in this thread....

[GoddessOfGuinness]

54. That does seem to speak to the drug...

:thumbsup:

[triguy46]

40. "Twice as Hard" by Black Crowes

[GoddessOfGuinness]

55. ...

:spray::rofl:

[Burma Jones]

42. "Pulled Up" from the Talking Heads

[GoddessOfGuinness]

56. And the name of the band is perfect, too!

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

46. "I Touch Myself"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

57. Let's Get Physical

:D

[Deep13]

47. The Who: "It's Hard"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

59. That was Dumbyass' signature phrase for a while there...

Hmmmm :rofl:

[Joe Fields]

49. 'Hold your head up,' by Argent..

[GoddessOfGuinness]

60. Hopefully they won't have to...

:D

[unpossibles]

51. The Harder They Come - Jimmy Cliff

Anticipation - Carole King
If You Don't Love Me Right Now - ?
Drug Sex - Machine Gun Fellatio
I Raise Hell - Squirrel Nut Zippers
Don't Fade on Me - Tom Petty
Rock n Roll All Night - KISS
Going Blind - The Melvins (it's a KISS song)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

61. Going Blind...

:rofl:

Is there a song about dead kittens?

[Rosie1223]

58. "Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye

What could be more appropriate?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

62. Good pick!

:toast:

[guitar man]

64. It's lo-og it's lo-og

...it's big it's heavy it's wood.... :evilgrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHtKarae2Q

[GoddessOfGuinness]

65. HAHAhahaha!

It's better than bad, it's good!

[no name no slogan]

67. Theme from "Shaft"

wakka jawakka

[GoddessOfGuinness]

76. Heheh...

Good one! :D

[Initech]

68. White Stripes - "Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine"

That would be the absolute perfect one! :evilgrin:

[KamaAina]

69. Love's Been A Little Bit Hard On Me - Juice Newton

:spank:

[KamaAina]

70. A Hard Day's Night

It's been a hard day's night,
I should be sleepin' like a log...

[RedXIII]

71. Dio's "Holy Diver"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Pv1QR0RL4

[Parche]

72. Cialis music

That is a HARD one to pick...................:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

I pick "A hard days night" Beatles

[blondeatlast]

73. "Flashlight" Parlaiment (Most of al he needs the funk; help him find the funk...)

Now, I lay me down to sleep
Ooh, I just can't find a beat
Flash light (ohh, I will never dance!)
Flash light

Ha da da dee da hada hada da da

Oh, it's no use!

Flash light
Red light
Neon light
Ooh, stop light

Now I lay me down to sleep
I guess I'll go count the sheep
Oh, but I will never dance

(oh, don't make me do it)
(Dance, sucker! ooh ha ha!)
(oww! Get him!)

Most of all he needs the funk (shine it)
Help him find the funk (ha, funk it!)
Most of all he needs the funk
Help him find the funk (get him)
Most of all he needs the funk (I know we can get him)
Help him find the funk (ho!)
Most of all he needs the funk (ha, don't!)
Help him find the funk (I know you will! Dance, sucker!)
Most of all he needs the funk (Shine the spotlight on him!)
Help him find the funk (Oh funk me!)

(more)

[LostInAnomie]

75. Static X - Love Dump

hand me a line
really hand me a line
really hand me a line hand me a line
really hand it to me i've always loved you
love dumpling
your shit's like chocolate cake
and your ass smells like a rose

i really hate you
love dumpling
now my bowels ache

drop down in a line
really hand me a line, really hand me a line
hand me a line, really hand it to me

[Aristus]

77. "Start Me Up" by the Stones.

n/t