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An older Jewish man married a beautiful young lady, and really, they were very much in love. The problem was, when they made love, no matter what the man did, his wife could not have an orgasm.
Many of you don't know this, but under Jewish law, the wife is entitled to have sexual pleasure, so the couple went to visit their Rabbi. After listening to their story, the Rabbi said: "The next time you make love, hire a strapping young man to stand over the two of you, waving a towel. This will help the woman fantasize, which will help her have an orgasm."
The couple dutifully followed the Rabbi's advice and hired a very handsome 25-year-old man who was 6' 3" tall with a chiseled physique. That night, when they made love, the young man waved the towel over them, but still, the wife did not have an orgasm.
The couple returned to the Rabbi and told him what had (not) happened. The Rabbi scratched his chin and said: "Hmmmm. Well, next time, have the young man make love to the wife and have the husband wave the towel."
So that's what they did. That night, the strapping young man made vigorous and passionate love to the wife while the husband waved a towel above them. Sure enough, the wife came to a powerful, thumping, screeching, room-shaking orgasm. When they were through, the husband smiled, looked at the young man triumphantly, and said, "Schmuck, that's how you wave a towel!"
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