OMG!! I think the Chick Track guy is off his rockers - new track is whack!

[LynneSin]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1033/1033_01.asp?wpc=1033_01.asp&wpp=a

Basically the guy is saying that this kid became a serial killer because his parents made him believe in the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and Easter Bunny when he was little.

I think we're stretching it just a little bit there

[Tyler Durden]

1. Oh. My. God.

This guy is beyond nuts. He is batshit crazy.

[LynneSin]

2. Now that's just offensive

How do you think Bats feel having their shit being compared to that guy!

[kay1864]

3. You didn't know? All those beliefs will make you

END UP JUST LIKE THIS!!




(note the missing tooth! Good continuity there Jack! :thumbsup:)

[LynneSin]

9. I thought this panel was the money shot

Lie to your kids about Santa & the Tooth Fairy and your kid will ended up next to Osama Bin Laden on the FBI 10 Most Wanted.

Edit note:

Notice that the two partials on the list are an African American (corn rows) and looks like another Muslim - Tolerance thy name is NOT Jack T. Chick

[kay1864]

10. But at least...

you get to be clean-shaven when you meet the chaplain. Can't have a stubbly face when you're about to meet Jaysus :P

Still, you gotta love the demon-possessed kid in the hospital bed. Yoiks!

[LostinVA]

4. I love these things -- this is a good one!

[seemunkee]

5. You THINK??

Thats a good one.
Now that my kids are grown I miss checking their Halloween bag for those. Last one I got I found on the T in Boston.

[ghostsofgiants]

6. From what I've seen, rationality and logic have never been this guy's strong suits.

[SacredCow]

7. Anyone ever read PVP?

It's an online comic strip centered around a gaming mag.

Some time ago, he did a strip as a rebuttal to these things....

[Mad_Dem_X]

8. I love that!

Chick Tracts are some crazy-ass shit. And I don't mean that in a good way. :crazy:

[mainegreen]

11. Wow. Interesting. n/t

[Schema Thing]

12. You have a better theory?

:P~

[Dr. Strange]

13. That's why I became a serial killer!

I'm not one now, though--I just experimented in college!

[slj0101]

14. Best.Chick Tract.Ever.

[LynneSin]

15. Well it was a suprise for me - thought it was another gay-bashing tract

and BAM! I'm realizing that I've got serial killer blood in me because my parents put a few coins under my pillow and said it came from the tooth fairy

[Hugin]

16. It also explains my pathological dislike of Clowns...

Sort of... :crazy:

I doubt it'll fly, but, I'll run it by the Board at my next DU sanity hearing anyhow.

:shrug: