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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-21-07 03:41 PM
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So, when you're in the public bathroom and someone is in the next stall talkin' on the cell phone,
just how much noise do YOU make to let that person's friend know just what's going on in "the immediate vicinity"? :evilgrin:



People love it. Really!
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-21-07 03:42 PM
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1. Is there any way to amplify a flush?
:shrug:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-21-07 04:11 PM
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2. I've never had that happen.

but I think I'd do a double flush or something like that

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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-21-07 04:13 PM
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3. Yell "Would someone pass me some toilet paper?!"
"This stall is out!" as loud as you can. :evilgrin:
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Katina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-21-07 04:15 PM
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4. It's the ultimate rude behavior
I have to admit to repeated flushing when someone uses their cell phone in a public restroom. If I really had the nerve, I'd make a LOUD and PROLONGED FART NOISE. :bounce:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-21-07 06:26 PM
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5. That's why I always carry a grapefruit
Drop it into the bowl from about 6' up. Instant conversation killer.
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-21-07 06:30 PM
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6. ...
:spray: you're an evil genius HypnoToad! I like that!
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Twillig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-21-07 08:17 PM
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7. Poor sumbitch on the other end is a "taking a dump" phone call.
Now that has to be the lowest of the low.

'When I take a dump, I call you.'

Lower than the Laundromat phone call.
Lower than the public transportation phone call.
Lower than the shopping at the Quickee-Mart phone call.

Lower than low.

Ask really loudly for some toilet paper to let him know where he/she stands.
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pitohui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-21-07 08:23 PM
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8. i'm a girl, only guys do this right?
right? jeez i hope i don't have to start looking out for cell phones complete w. hidden cameras in the lady's room!

i know guys do this, what i don't understand is why the othre guys don't gang up and slap the crap out of the guy doing it...?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-21-07 08:30 PM
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9. As a guy, I hope so... as for the lack of hidden cameras,
using a cell phone's camera as a cheap (but effective) substitute would do no harm... even John Ashcroft would approve...



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