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Champion Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 01:07 PM
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Top Ten Slogans Being Considered by Viagra
Top Ten Slogans Being Considered by Viagra

10. Viagra, it's "Whaazzzzzzzzz up!"

9. Viagra, the quicker pecker upper

8. Viagra, like a rock

7. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight

6. Viagra, be all that you can be

5. Viagra, reach out and touch someone

4. Viagra, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!

3. Viagra, tastes great......more filling

2. Viagra, we bring good things to life

~~~~ And the number one slogan is: ~~~~~

1.This is your thingy.....this is your thingy on drugs. Any questions?
CALL 1-800-BIGSTICK

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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 01:09 PM
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1. Viagra...because pharmacists hate your wife!
"Oh, Jesus Christ, not tonight..."
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 01:13 PM
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2. "Viagra: Easy To Be Hard"
They could use that song from the musical "Hair".
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beanball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:02 PM
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3. Viagra,
its hard to be good, but it has to be hard to be good.
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PerpetualWar Donating Member (12 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:24 PM
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6. A good man is hard to find, and vice versa
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:08 PM
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4. Viagra
"It takes a hard man"
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:13 PM
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5. "Viagra - Plug it in, Plug it in!!!"
:D:D:D
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