CAPTION his highness George I

[Fenris]

"America, the older I get, the more I look like Charlie Brown."

[salinen]

1. Too bad

Babs didn't opt for a women's right to choose.

[XNASA]

2. Poppy sez: "I sed it first. Stay the course. .......Pull mah finger."

[wysimdnwyg]

3. Listen here, you little...

piece of shit. I didn't rig the 2000 election so you assholes could run my boy down in the press. Now you play along like everybody else, and maybe - just MAYBE - I'll let you keep your little newspaper. Otherwise, my man Rupert is gonna come in here and run your ass out of business.

[camero]

4. When you're right, you're right

My son is dumber than I am.

[Whitacre D_WI]

5. "Read my lips...

...no new Bushes."

[Limbought]

7. Shit!

I wanted to say that!

LOL

[waterman]

6. You'd look like this too

if you woke up next to that every morning.

[Bertha Venation]

8. heh heh...don't underSTAND it...game show host audition went kablooey...

[cosmicdot]

9. you heard what Babs said on Larry King, so you better watch what you say

[peekaloo]

10. Bill O'Reilly is NOT my illegitimate son, so stop saying that!