Help me solve a Mystery.....

[Guava Jelly]

I came home to this!!
Now!!!
One of these three are guilty!
First and oldest suspect

Barney age 18 orange tabby. aka Barndoor,foodbarn,barneyfife
Likes licking plastic,Pooping on bathroom floor,And peeing on plastic.
Hates when you get up in his grill!

Second Suspect

Anna age 5 aka Babygirl
Likes attention at inconvenient times,hates Obie,steals wet food from obie.
Hates Obie

Third and final suspect

Oberhelman aka Obie....aka Monkey
Likes harassing Barney and Anna,fetching bottle-caps,and puppy dogging me.
Hates..Not being an asshole.
Has gangsta tattoo's in both ears
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nGJwXM6iqOM

Ok who did it?? :popcorn:

[GOPisEvil]

1. Looks like Obie is laying on some evidence.

I think it's Anna - she looks the type to frame Obie. :)

[Guava Jelly]

5. hmmmmm

Anna does seem to have a motive...
Let me examine the evidence further

[SPKrazy]

2. Obie did it!

i see the evidence next to his mouth!

he's acting like he's sleepy and couldn't have done it

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

6. that on closer examination

is christmas wrapping paper.
But he could have been playing me..Smart one he is! :silly:

[SPKrazy]

11. i'm thinking playing with you

you can never trust the tabby cats :D

[Guava Jelly]

12. Tabby cats are the foot soldiers of Satan!!

Yup...

[SPKrazy]

14. i happen to actually believe that to be true

:evilgrin:

i had a tabby cat that was in fact possessed :D

[Guava Jelly]

16. I would say so

[SPKrazy]

17. ha ha

:rofl:

that is funny

[opiate69]

3. Anna's got some seriously shifty eyes.. I'd bet on her!

[Guava Jelly]

8. wimmins can be vindictive

:hide: (my ass is close to being served to me)

[lost-in-nj]

4. Ana, come on.. the expression is priceless!!

but she is going to blame it on
Barney....
I believe it.....

beautiful cats.....



lost

[Guava Jelly]

9. thank you

thats how they get you though..being all cute.
Barney is senile and could plead insanity.. hmmmm??

[TOhioLiberal]

7. Barney did it...

...he's got that 'If I stare directly at you, I can make you believe Obie did it' look on his face. :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

10. That barn is a shifty looking bastid.

He is looking at me..shhhh!
He may catch on.. :hide:

[Richard Steele]

13. Clearly, Anna has framed Obie for this horrid crime, in an attempt to rid the house of him!

It's just a little TOOOO obvious that he did it, y'know? :rofl:

Seriously- what's tattoo'd in his ears?

[Guava Jelly]

15. Anna does hate him!!

The tattoo's are from the lab that we adopted him from.
Obie was a reserve kitten for clinical testing.
We saved him from extermination.
(he wasn't tested on..His brothers and sisters were) :(

[Richard Steele]

18. Our big female doesn't like our other cat...

...and some of the stuff she does to mess with him
is just AMAZING. Framing him for something he didn't
do is NOT unusual.

Very :( to learn the origin of his tattoos...
but very :) to realize he's got a good home now!

[Guava Jelly]

19. I know of two of his siblings that were adopted

So there is at least that :)

[snailly]

20. You have the coolest cats ever

Anna is the bad ass who done the deed but she'll blame Obie for being the moran who fetches when he's told. Meanwhile, Barney is busy peeing on your pillow cause he's an old fart and just can't take those two youngens anymore. Does that sound right?

[Guava Jelly]

21. WOW!!!! are you like John Edwards of crossing overs fame?

They are pretty cool.
(I actually know who did it) I am just seeing how many Hardy boys/Nancy Drew's that there are out there. :)

[snailly]

22. LOL

I seriously love Anna. She's got herself one big fat cattitude.
So, who really did it?

[Guava Jelly]

24. I'll pm you the guilty

Just so this thread may survive a bit longer :)

[Richard Steele]

25. Oooh, ooh- Me too! Me too!

I didn't realize you actually KNEW the answer- PM me as well, if you don't mind!

[KitchenWitch]

65. PM me too!

:)

[no name no slogan]

23. I blame Clinton

or, if pressed for an answer, I'd say all three look highly suspect...

cute kitties! :thumbsup:

[Guava Jelly]

26. Clinton may have used the toilet paper(he sure didn't shred it)

But it was clean after he wiped...because he wasn't as full of shit as most politicians today :D

[Joe Fields]

27. Obie is the most innocent looking one. I vote Obie...

:toast:

[Guava Jelly]

32. ding ding ding

It was Obie...the lil bastid kills one of these things at least once a week :mad:

[Schema Thing]

28. lol, is it even a question?

that last one did it. he won't even look at the camera.

[Guava Jelly]

33. you should be a professional profiler

:)

[some guy]

29. Anna is guilty.

I can see it in her eyes. But of course you know she did it as punishment because you weren't around to attend to her when she desired attention.

Couldn't have been Obie, because I have tabbies and they never do anything irritating.




















:rofl: ...never do anything irritating. I crack me up. :D

[Guava Jelly]

34. couldn't be obie

nope..well yup :) :rofl:

[Sanity Claws]

30. Obie did it

The other two look like they prefer to shred people's faces and arms. Obie looks like he's still working on paper.

[Guava Jelly]

35. uh hugh

Don't let the cuteness fool you obie is a malicious attacker of ankles :)
and he did it :)

[txwhitedove]

31. All beauties, but Obie looks onery --- he did it!

[Guava Jelly]

36. you guys are good

yeppers it was obie aka monkey

[uhhuh]

38. Obie Was Framed!!

Here's how it actually went down...

After a harrowing day of pestering from Obie, Barn came to Anna with a proposal to frame Obie for toilet paper shredding.

Barn KNOWS how much Anna hates Obie, and because of his past instances of being caught red handed in the act, and his time in the "joint", it would be all too easy to pin it on him. Barn would have done the shredding himself, but he's not as spry as he once was, and having Anna get the toilet paper and set Obie up would not only be easier for her, but would provide an extra layer of distance between himself and the crime. Using her hatred for Obie as a catalyst, it didn't take much convincing to get her to procure the toilet paper, shred it up in a manner that fits Obie previous M.O., and put it in close proximity to our poor, framed friend, who has been working hard to turn his life around.
While all the action is going on, Barn was able to remove himself from the scene and establish an airtight alibi by being in another part of the house at the time of the crime. If Anna's pawprints are eventually discovered on the evidence, he can still deny he had anything to do with it, due to Anna's knows hatred for Obie. He can claim no knowledge, and the framing of Obie would reasonably appear to be all her idea.
Barn is the master criminal here, and it seems he's got everyone fooled...

[Guava Jelly]

55. I can't believe i missed this profile of the crime

It is all to clear now!!!
You are good!!!

Columbo couldn't have done it better!

[Roon]

37. I agree

It has to be obie

[BarenakedLady]

39. Soooo cute

Maybe it was a group effort?

Actually I'm gonna go with Obie...

:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

42. Yeah the cute ones are always guilty

:hi: :loveya:
But the other two could have put him up to it. hmmmm....

[Lil Missy]

40. My vote is Obie - his eyes are wide open and expressive like he knows what's going on

[Guava Jelly]

43. He knows alright

I bet his breath still smells of Charmin :D

[wildhorses]

41. obie did it but, barney started it and anna helped --

it was a team effort;)

thanks for one of the cutest threads i have seen in a while:loveya:

:yourock:

[Guava Jelly]

44. It is almost like you saw the whole thing Wyldehorseys

:D :loveya: It was a fun thread to create the Anna "hates Obie" part had me cracking up writing it for some reason(could have been the vino) :hide:

[AlCzervik]

45. "Foodbarn"? Lol. my money is on Anna and Foodbarn trying to set up Monkey.

Foodbarn--:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

49. Maybe if they took out monkey there will be more food for them

That is until Barney takes out Anna.. :D

[SacredCow]

46. It was Al Qaeda....

No question about it. They hate us because we have free access to TP.

[Guava Jelly]

50. Al Catta

Could be...I didn't think of that. :silly:

[MissMillie]

47. Silly you!

Everyone knows that if ever there was a crime committed anywhere, Clinton did it!

[Guava Jelly]

52. Clinton could have done it

?? maybe :mad:

[Az]

48. A couple of possibilities

Someone is upset that their privacy has been disrupted.



Or maybe its just frustration.



But then it could be that someone has reached their limit.

[Guava Jelly]

53. what a cute little turd

:rofl:

[DS1]

51. The fat one

[Guava Jelly]

54. But they are all fat asses

Toilet paper must be high in carbs :silly: :D

[SOteric]

67. It was a collaboration.

All that catitude is just to throw your suspiscions off.

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

71. You may be right!

Barney and Anna probably pushed the springloaded toilet paper rod while Obie pulled it down.
Obie may just be a patsy!

[querelle]

56. Anna did it.

She has very shifty eyes and a very untrustworthy look about her. Eyes don't lie.

Q

[Guava Jelly]

57. She does have the motive!

She takes out Obie and gets his portion of wet food..It is all to clear!

[FloridaJudy]

58. Karl Rove set him up

I mean, the cat *is* named after Olbermann, right?

Our else it was this master-criminal:

[Guava Jelly]

59. No but maybe Karl Thinks so

I did scoop out a wireless bug from the litterbox...It is starting to make so much sense now.
Freaken bushies!!! :mad:

[Greyskye]

70. b r a a a i i i i i n n n n n s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s

[KitchenWitch]

60. *AHEM* It was Anna!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6640514&mesg_id=6640514

[Guava Jelly]

61. By george i think you got it!!

:D

[caty]

62. This is funny...

I posted a similar thread awhile back.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=6531935

And the guilty party in our case looks very much like one of your suspects.

[Guava Jelly]

63. I missed that thread.

Maybe they are in cahoots or cathoots :silly:

[KitchenWitch]

64. I already said most definitely Anna but...

This look says, "How dare you even entertain the thought of accusing me of such petty crimes."

[Guava Jelly]

66. She is too kiniving to get busted on such a petty crime

When she goes to the slammer it will most likely be murder one..:silly:

Although barney was sort of gun nut ?? hmmm

[KitchenWitch]

68. You may want to make sure Anna is not a double agent

the girl's got ice running through her veins!

;)

[Guava Jelly]

72. She is most likely russian spy..

aka Natasha

[TZ]

69. I admit kitty racial profiling.....

but I say suspect number two because I have found my share of that eaten TP and suspect #2 looks suspiciously like my girls..if with a bit more attitude (also suspicious!):)

[Guava Jelly]

73. I will hold on to that thought!

Thank you..:D

[TZ]

74. Another suspicious character

See what I mean...that innocent expression tells it all...those evil gray kitties!

[Guava Jelly]

75. El Diablo1!!11!!! El Diablo!!1!!1

:hide: geeze put a pure evil warning in the title :rofl:
Can't trust them grays.

[Richard Steele]

76. This deserves a KICK, because my sweetie got a huge kick out of it when I showed it to her today!

Not just the great pics of them beautiful cats- the
entire way you set up the post, and framed it as a "mystery"...

She agreed with me that the entire concept was a work of
sheer cat-loving GENIUS!

She didn't read the comments, but I told her how most folks here
thought Obie did it.
And when I said I had taken a different tack, she instantly said,
"You think Anna set Obie up, don't you?"

Gawd, I love my kitty-lovin' Sweetie! Nobody understands me like she does.

[Guava Jelly]

78. I am just thrilled i finally created a fun thread that didn't offend anyone

I am glad people enjoyed it.
I sure had fun with it.
and
(Obie is 100% guilty i have busted him quite a few times)grrrr!! :D

[begin_within]

77. Blaming it on your cats! We know all about that wild little party you had last night.

[Guava Jelly]

79. Shhhhhh

It's called passing the buck. :silly: