Rabbit Breakout

[William769]

Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.
"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.

"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.

"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."

[BlueJazz]

1. LOL!...That's Great! n/t

[qdemn7]

2. Good one..

Two rabbits are watching two humans have sex while on a picnic in the forest.
The first rabbit turns to the second rabbit and says:
"How can they enjoy it when they do it so slow?"

[In_The_Wind]

3. The second rabbit has the right idea!