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Fri Jun-22-07 01:17 PM
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...Bob was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary, and his wife was very angry. She told him " tomorrow morning when I wake up, expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds flat...AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!
The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift wrapped sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale....
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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