I just had the crappiest run, ever.

[LaraMN]

I couldn't find any shorts to wear, so I threw on some capri-length things, and they were falling down the entire time I ran. My earbuds kept falling out, my shoelace came untied repeatedly, I got a sideache after about three frickin' blocks, and I stepped in dog crap.

Also, I'm pink faced and sweaty, and JackMN took off his diaper and peed on my bed. The comforter is dry-clean only, and he soaked right through to the mattress.

I'm out of appletini mix.

[Rising Phoenix]

1. :hugs:

[LaraMN]

2. I'm just whining. No biggie.

But thanks!

:-)

[SPKrazy]

3. Time to drink straight from the bottle!

:rofl:

:hide:

sounds like a "crappy run" in more than one way

:pals:

:hi:

[LaraMN]

4. I'm *just* about tempted, but I don't need the bloat.

:D

[SPKrazy]

12. *snort*

:D

:hi:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

5. Goddamn, what a sucky run.

:hug:

[LaraMN]

13. I know! It was SUPPOSED to be all cathartic-like and stuff!

Instead, it was poopy and irritating!

[femmocrat]

6. Someone please stop me,

from posting a sick copy-cat.

Thank you.

[LaraMN]

14. Oh you know you want to...

not that I'm instigating anything...ohhhh no!
}(

[DS1]

7. I'm bookmarking this thread

for the next time I'm feeling down

:rofl:




:hug:

[LaraMN]

15. No one could ever know pain like I've experienced this night.

I'm thinking about crossing over and going emo.

[DS1]

17. Will you also be making an appearance on suicidegirls.com?

if you don't short out your keyboard with tears

[Redstone]

8. Go write. Stop putting it off.

Redstone

[LaraMN]

16. I'm done! I'll email it to you!

Right. now.

:D

[jpgray]

9. I've got that beat. It includes hail, a numb foot, and being chased by a hobo

No one peed on my bed though. :D :hug:

[LaraMN]

18. I kind of wish the hobo'd followed you home and wet on your bed.

That would make me feel better.

[krispos42]

10. Must.... resist.... copycat... thread....

:evilgrin: "I just had the runniest crap, ever"

O8) NO! NO! Must be nice to a fellow Minnesotan!

:evilgrin: But it's so natural!

O8) But it's not right!

:evilgrin: Oh, c'mon, how can you let a cheap laugh like that go?

O8) I don't do copycat threads. It's not my schtick

:evilgrin: It'll get you a DUzy....

O8) I have eight aready! NO!!!!


:dilemma: :shrug:

[swag]

11. Let that be a lesson to you.

Quick, think of a lesson.

[SOteric]

19. You ~do~ have my sympathy,

even if I'm secretly planning to sell this post to a Country & Western lyricist for inspiration.

[Debi]

20. OUT OF APPLETINI MIX????!!

Call 911 Call 911 Call 911 Call 911 :yoiks: