Rise of the Capri Sun Man.

[Neoma]

Fantastic four wasn't fantastic, the plot was absolutely predictable in every way and the 'silver surfer' looked like a Capri sun kid. I didn't even want to see the movie in the first place, I thought we were going to see Ocean's Thirteen. Here's how it went:

Storm: Are you going to skip the wedding again?

Reed: Yes, I totally am... not!

Storm: ...

Reed: Shh, don't tell Storm that I'm skipping the wedding to keep on creating magic by science!

Johnny: Magic? Oh hey...what's this sheet?

Reed: It's a sheet, and none of your business.

Johnny: La de da de da. Let's party!

Reed: Yeah! *Dances*

Sue: Wtf?

Reed: >.>

Random general: We need your help.

Reed: Yes, I know all about this.

Random general: So will you help?

Reed: No...I'm getting married...but yes I'll do it anyways.

Sue: I'm fine about that, even though I'll yell at you alot and so on.

Reed: I'm helping right now, and amazed that the planet is going to be destroyed.

Everyone in the movie: Oh no!

Reed: Yes, there's going to be another hole in the ground and it won't be explained in the movie why Egypt has snow in it.

Random general: I'm upset with you for saving alot of people.

Reed: Why?

Random general: You should have done something about that hole...

Reed: Fuck that!

Random general: I shall, by letting you do what ever you want because you're smarter than me.

And suddenly Johnny sleeps with every girl in the movie and they all die from severe burns and the movie ends... I wish. The damn movie goes on, and on and on. Here's a hint: The planet isn't destroyed, Reed and Sue say hi, get married without saying 'I do' and there's another 'disaster' at the end of the movie. For the fact that no one died except the general, and he's all like 'what ever' anyways.

[bridgit]

1. i like it...

:)

[Neoma]

2. I just don't think they tried really hard at making the plot.

[bridgit]

3. maybe they were thinking non-linear or some such, those folks get pretty spacey...

[Neoma]

4. I could make a better plot.

I'm not going to take my own bet, but I'll claim this anyways.

[bridgit]

5. we do need you, Neoma, i'm glad that you are here...

:pals:

[Neoma]

6. What, on DU?

[bridgit]

7. most correct...

[Neoma]

8. I guess I could waste more time on here.

Might as well.

[bridgit]

9. meh, maybe only if you have it to truly watse...

;)

[Neoma]

10. I'll just make a bunch of random threads.

On my thoughts and opinions that no one gives a shit on.

[bridgit]

11. naw, being ignored is my job around here...

:cry: