What were these BAPTISTS thinking? Real church sign, our town

[Mari333]

My husband just had to snap a picture.
We almost ran off the road.

[liberalhistorian]

1. ROFLMAO!

OMFG, that is just priceless!

[Loonman]

2. I think about it all the time

Errrr.....

Funny pic.

[GOPisEvil]

3. NOW?!?! I'm at work!

I think that kind of activity might get me fired...oh, maybe if I just THINK about it, I can keep my job. :D

[Richardo]

4. Hee!

"Don't!"
"Stop!"
"Don't!"
"Stop!"
"Don't! Stop!"
"Don't stop!"
"Don't stop!"
etc...

Thank you, "Body Heat"

[HuckleB]

5. Smile!

[afraid_of_the_dark]

6. Not much for stamina, I see.

My, they're insistent at that church!

[arwalden]

7. LOL... Obscenities Are Only In The Mind Of The Beholder...

clearly it wasn't in the mind of the person who put up those letters.

-- Allen

P.S. So I'm left wondering, how is it that so many fundamentalists manage to define what passes for being obscene.

[elfwitch]

18. because they think everything except the Bible is...

If it ain't in the Bible, it will warp you mind and turn you in to a depraved sex fiend.

I say... GO Sex Fiends!!

[Bridget Burke]

8. Stop-n-Come

That was the name of convenience store in Houston. English was the second language for the owners; some colloquial definitions aren't found in the textbooks.

I think somebody clued them in--they changed the name.

[KCDem]

9. will the pastor spank me if I don't?

:evilgrin:

[Westegg]

10. I'm coming already!!

You didn't even have to say "please!" Thank you. That was nice. Hon? Pass me my cigarettes...

[Endangered Specie]

11. More Funny/Bad Church signs...

http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/churchsigns.php#links

[Mari333]

12. Thanks! I sent him the pic and hope he posts it

=)

[catzies]

26. Can someone please explain this one to me from that link?

[chiburb]

13. Reminds me of "welcome" sign for Sacred Heart, Minnesota...

Population: 666

Swear to God! It was the fall of 1988! Now:

Population (year 2000): 549
Males: 256 (46.6%), Females: 293 (53.4%)

[Mari333]

16. LOL as if 666 means a damned thing...

we truly live in the Dark Ages in this country.

[elfwitch]

19. 668 the neighbor of the beast

n/t

[Sequoia]

14. Very pretty

sort of like a study in black and white. I wonder how it looks with the full moon. Oh, the sign is funny.

[gator_in_Ontario]

15. Those wacky baptists....

always in a hurry!

[Mari333]

17. Maybe the pastor's wife thought it up

A repressed wife of a Baptist pastor might be sending a subliminal message to the whole world but it seems he still doesnt have a clue..=)

[BiggJawn]

20. She must have gave him this one, too...

They say it like it's a Good Thing or something?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

21. THAT is priceless.

(I keep trying to type something...and nothing works. LOL)
Duckie

[DoNotRefill]

22. The only problem with Baptists is....

that they don't hold them under long enough.

[Sannum]

23. LOL

LOL!! That is friggin brilliant. I wonder how many people caught that while driving by?

[Mari333]

24. Now that you mention it there were a few cars in the ditch

that day...perhaps it wasnt just the Lake Effect snow that caused those minor accidents.

[sangha]

25. Weel, if you insist

but if I ruin my keyboard, them Baptists are gonna pay!

[PerpetualWar]

27. ROTFL!!

Freudian slip?

[Pithlet]

28. That's hilarious!

I love stuff like that. I bet the website you were talking about accepts your picture.