humorous thread title conflating Nader, circumcision and Olive Garden cuisine.

[ulysses]

[TK421]

1. You forgot screaming kids at restaurants

[ulysses]

2. I figured screaming kids would come when the first three were put together.

[Elidor]

3. The eating of popcorn

:)

[ulysses]

6. post announcing the need for more.

[supernova]

4. should I get my

nipples out now or later?

[ulysses]

5. nipples are always welcome.

:D

[supernova]

12. Always happy to oblige

[fizzgig]

7. don't forget cell phones

;)

[ulysses]

9. screaming vegan kids talking on cell phones.

Get it right. :D

[fizzgig]

10. who are breastfeeding pit bulls

geeze :D

[ulysses]

13. *southern* pit bulls.

:scared:

[greatauntoftriplets]

14. Coated with cornflakes???

:scared:

[ulysses]

15. that was my next one.

:D

[greatauntoftriplets]

16. Was the dog also smoking??

:hide:

[ulysses]

19. no, it was adopted.

[greatauntoftriplets]

21. Was the dog fixed???

And left outside in the yard to bark all day?

[ulysses]

23. no, he's a liberal Christian.

[greatauntoftriplets]

24. Isn't that an oxymoron???

:crazy:

[ulysses]

25. oxymoran.

C'mon, now. :D

[greatauntoftriplets]

26. eye kant spel.

;)

[conscious evolution]

32. Was the chicken circumsized?

And why was it breastfeeding Nader?

[BarenakedLady]

8. I'll drive

I can fit you all in my Hummer.

[ulysses]

11. were you identified as gifted?

Do you want a DU group to talk about it?

[BarenakedLady]

17. Yes

I was homeschooled

[ulysses]

20. during your homeschooling experience,

were you spanked?

[BarenakedLady]

27. Yes

Girls should learn to be submissive.

[ulysses]

28. error: "suitable response" not found

[BarenakedLady]

29. Does that mean

that I win?

:D

[ulysses]

30. well, you never tied it back to Nader, circumcision or Olive Garden.

Saying more than that could get me into trouble, so yeah, I think you win. :D

[greatauntoftriplets]

18. And I am the gift that keeps on giving....

Think re-gifting...

:evilgrin:

[ulysses]

22. pre-gifted.

:D

[TrogL]

31. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN OLIVE GARDEN

Oh, nevermind

[greatauntoftriplets]

33. True dat....

There are olive orchards, and olive groves.

I have seen them in Portugal.