Haruka's cheating on me

[LostinVA]

I suspected it, but wasn't sure, so I set up a nannycam when I went running tonight. This is a screen capture from what it recorded. My worst fears realized! No wonder Heidi and CMW wanted Gniles out of Switzerland.

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Gdamn Gnome!

What does this mean for the wedding? :cry:

[LostinVA]

3. The wedding bands have already been bought.

I don't know what to do.

That's not the worst of it, though. I found an empty bottle of epoxy on the floor.

[Debi]

42. That you don't get to get drunk and go barefoot!!!

[Inchworm]

2. The little guy does have attitude though

:D

[Inchworm]

9. I Said! He has attitude!

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

10. So does she

Believe me.

[Gormy Cuss]

4. What a sleazebag.

Gniles, I mean. Haruka's just an innocent young thing. Gniles looks to be about 250 years old. Isn't there a law against that?


:D

[LostinVA]

5. His Swiss passport says 275.

And it's not against the law in VA. I checked.

[ChoralScholar]

6. Awww... she looks so innocent when she sleeps... how deceiving. EOM

[LostinVA]

7. Yup

:evilgrin:

[wildhorses]

8. he knows sign language, too

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

11. He knows enough to get by in NJ

Once we move up there.

[BarenakedLady]

12. Gnomes

are notorious womanizers. You should have never brought him into your home.

[Inchworm]

47. Well you know

Gnomes only come above ground for one thing. :evilgrin:

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

60. Is that so?

And what may that be?

:shrug:

Thank you for replying to me. I was being to think I smelled funny.

:D

[Inchworm]

61. *sniffs you*

If I was a gnome I'd show you! Rawr!



:D

[BarenakedLady]

62. I really am I gnome btw

My name is Liesl. Nice to meet you.

[Inchworm]

63. Nice hair!

And I bet you have a cute giggle :)

[LostinVA]

64. OMFG -- are you Gniles' sister???

[BarenakedLady]

67. I'm sure we are related

most gnomes are.

[LostinVA]

70. Inbreeding, eh?

[Aristus]

13. They always look like angels when they're asleep, don't they?

Haruka, I mean. :P

[LostinVA]

16. It's true -- just like little fallen angels.

[Az]

14. Never could trust gnomes

Worse than smurfs.

[LostinVA]

15. Smurfs?

All those men and only one female?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

17. Mmm... lesbian.

:hide:

[Gormy Cuss]

19. Hey SA...

Zip it.

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

20. D'oh, I see the smiley now.

:rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

21. Sorry, hon.

Smiley was missing.
Now it's there.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

22. Good, I thought I fucked up.

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

24. I just brought a whole case of Rachel Ray EVOO, too

[Starbucks Anarchist]

37. Sweet!

:evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

52. Pev

[Starbucks Anarchist]

57. Is that like Pez?

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

58. No, it means "perv"

It's the new-fangled lounge word for "perv." It's for pervs that are especially pervy.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

59. Yay, I finally won something!

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

65. Who else would be the biggest pev in the LOUNGE???

btw -- Haruka and I just watched your woman on TV -- she was in Hawaii and was snorkeling... IN A BIKINI!!!!!!!!!

[DS1]

44. LOL

no, really! :D

[Starbucks Anarchist]

46. Can you blame me?

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

50. It's the perfect low-carb snack

[Guava Jelly]

18. And the gnome is just rubbing it in your face.

What a d_ck.
Ya can't blame him though she is a cutie.

[LostinVA]

53. Gniles is totally gnot gnice

[Heidi]

23. Oh, gnoooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Oh the other hand, it's possible there's a perfectly innocent explanation, LostinVA. Haruka might just be "mentoring" Gniles. :rofl:

That's a beautiful photo ... if you'd only Photoshop Gniles out of it. :pals:

[LostinVA]

25. I came home and there were empty resin and beer bottles everywhere

Then, I walked into my bedroom and that's what I found.

[Heidi]

26. When I was in college, beer was an integral part of the mentoring process,

so it could still be perfectly innocent. Perhaps resin is the gnome equivalent to beer? :rofl:

Nice to see you, LostinVA! :pals:

[LostinVA]

27. Yeah -- mentoring my ass

Can you explain the itty bitty condom wrapper I found on the floor?

:cry:

Nice to see you, too! :pals:

[Heidi]

30. I'm sure it's not what you think, LostinVA.

And if it is, I'm going to be keeping a very close eye on Gniles' brother, Fjord. He's been giving Ginger "come hither" looks, if you know what I mean. :rofl: :spray:

Gnomes. They're all alike. x(

[LostinVA]

31. Oh geez

Punkers has been grooming herself more than usual lately.

[Callalily]

28. Personlly I think

it's a set-up. I think Haruka was innocently sleeping when that dastardly gnome crawled into bed with her . . . just to see your reaction. Don't let that gnome win!

Here, flaunt >>>>> around, then see whose sleeping with whom.

[LostinVA]

29. OOOOO -- That's a good idea

[RetroLounge]

32. Why is he trying to pick her nose?

Gnomes are freaks...

:shrug:

RL

[LostinVA]

33. Gnose fetish

[RetroLounge]

34. Ew...

Who Gnose where that finger's been...

RL

[LostinVA]

36. Eww -- no kidding

I don't want to think about it.

:cry:

[outofbounds]

35. The gnome is well

giving you the finger too. Such defiance shouldn't be tolerated. What has Haruka to say about this obvious indiscretion of you toos love? Do I see a Gnome sandwich? Ya ll need a room cam and a I need a web address to watc uh document this for future anniversaries yeah thats it.

[flvegan]

38. Gnome sweet gnome.

Had I more energy, I'd make an icanhascheezburger/lolcat pic outta that.

[LostinVA]

40. Well, if you get more energy -- make one

[DS1]

45. It's a good thing I caught this in the morning

[LostinVA]

49. Hehehehehehehee -- thank you!

[LaurenG]

39. Gno, Gno, Gno - Get a broom and banish him to the garden ASAP

:rofl:

[Debi]

41. WHAT A PEV!!!

She won't leave the Gnome algnome!!! :P

[LostinVA]

54. I'm gnever leaving the pevs alone again!

[DS1]

43. yikes

you've disarmed her net persona with that

and


awww, how cute!

( I'm sure we'd be seeing some interesting replies to this thread if they removed the ban )

[LostinVA]

55. Her net persona started to go downhill once Midlo declared her

"A very sweet girl."

[Midlodemocrat]

74. Was I drunk?

That's the only thing that would explain my saying *that*.


:hide:

[LostinVA]

76. Yes, you were

[Midlodemocrat]

77. Whew. For a bad minute there, I thought I'd had a stroke or something.

:bounce:

:loveya:

[LostinVA]

79. I know, it startled me, too

[JackBeck]

48. Oh NOES!

I'll let the "family" know back in Jersey.

We'll take care of it and she'll be all yours again in no time.

[lost-in-nj]

51. What is she thinking.......

:wow: :shrug:


I know what she is doing........

she is prepping for the move back to NJ....
I have the feeling she has a secret desire to be
on the cover of WEIRD NJ!!!!!!
This would certainly make an issue
if not the cover.....

:rofl: :rofl: :spray:


lost

[LostinVA]

56. She DOES read it, and Split Rock Reservoir IS right by her parents' house

She took me there once (to Split Rock).

:scared:

[bigwillq]

66. HA!

That's funny! :rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

68. There...

Now there's someting that was worth loggin in here for.

:hi: That's adorable.

[LostinVA]

71. Haruka or Gniles?

[cboy4]

69. Kate Winslet looks sure cute when she's asleep!

;)

[LostinVA]

72. I know -- like a little Kate Winslet cherub

She was ticked about the game Saturday -- maybe that's why she and Gniles did Le Freak.

[Karenca]

73. how did i not

see this really adorable picture!

kick for cuteness :hi: :hug:

[LostinVA]

75. Do you mean Haruka or Gniles?

Because, Gniles is a gnasty SOB.

[Karenca]

83. OH, GNILES -- OF COURSE!

Nah ... It's Haruka. She looks so cute in that pic. Like a baby! ;-)

[LynneSin]

78. Oh sissie - you need a hug or something

Or perhaps if you kidnap Gniles we can 'break him up' with Haruka

[LostinVA]

81. I do, sissie, I do!

[taterguy]

80. Looks like the gnome has yogurt residue under his nose

That's just wrong

[LostinVA]

82. YES -- I noticed that too!

:cry: