What job would Bush have if not for Pappy?

[Sannum]

I say night manager at Arby's.

[tom_paine]

1. Insurance Salesman

A really lazy one, who cuts out of work early to go golfing, then takes credit for the things which other did in his absence.

[bif]

2. He wouldn't

He's unemployable.

[NoPasaran]

3. Pressing uniforms

In the state pen.

[KamaAina]

4. Greeter at Caesar's Palace

oh wait, without Poppy he wouldn't even be "famous" enough for that...

...pushing a mop somewhere, maybe?

[Lostmessage]

5. Used Car Salesman

The kind that rips people off with bad credit.

[Bonhomme Richard]

6. Used Car Salesman

He has that whole attitude about him. I don't mean any offense to car salesman.

[Aristus]

7. "Well, shucks, feller. This here Chevy Monza is a STEAL! It was only

ever driven by a sweet lil ole lady, an' only ta church on Sundee. Want me ta run th'numbers fer ya, 'n' see what shakes?"

[displacedtexan]

8. Assistant Manager at U-Haul

Hoping someday to realize his dream: that little corner office in the back.

[lucidmadman]

9. Acting assistant manager of the ...

step-ladder dept. of a 'big box' home improvement store during the two weeks when the real assistant manager takes his first vacation in 20 years...

[jmowreader]

17. He's not qualified for that

He is, however, qualified to be a lot engineer, loading people's trucks for them and keeping the fencing material straight.

[Limbought]

10. "You want fries with that?"

[LynneSin]

11. I say friendly fire would have hit him while he was in Vietnam

:shrug:

[catzies]

12. He really really wanted to be Commisioner of Major League Baseball.

True.

[frylock]

13. washing windsheilds on the street corner with a crumpled newspaper

[madrchsod]

14. selling fireworks

in a road side stand in texas- texas du`ers know what i`m talking about...

[Lostmessage]

29. In a Red State

He would be the guy that would light up a cigarette around a box of explosives.

[Archae]

15. None.

He would have died broke and in the gutter decades ago.

[salinen]

16. Tom DeLay's old job.

[PerpetualWar]

18. dope pusher

[eyesroll]

19. If not for Poppy? What was his draft number?

I still maintain this is all Bud Selig's fault. W. should be Commissioner of Baseball (and as a non-fan of baseball, I have no idea whether he would have screwed it up or actually done well).

[montana_hazeleyes]

20. Something where

he could be mean to animals or people.

[CBHagman]

43. I think you've hit the nail on the head.

He is, above all, a resentful little control freak.

[ghostsofgiants]

21. ...

I'm thinking village idiot.

22. Border patrol

I wouldn't vote for him for dogcatcher, but I'll play anyway.

Border patrol agent looking for weapons of mass destruction theoretically but actually looking for coke and pot up from Mexico.

[Lostmessage]

23. License plate maker

He would be in prison for being a serial killer.

[Cleita]

24. Manager?

He isn't smart enough. He'd be slicing the beef and making sandwiches.

[7th_Sephiroth]

34. yuck

do u really want that chimp touching your food?

[leftofthedial]

25. plasma donor

and part-time substitute for the guy with the "Every little bit helps. God Bless" cardboard sign.

He'd be a multiply convicted felon for starters. So perhaps something in license plate manufacture.

[TreasonousBastard]

26. Job?

I always figured he'd be the mean drunk in the bar nobody wants to mess with.

Be pumping gas or pulling fenders in the junkyard between jail terms.

Might find his calling as manager of a we-hold-em-you-shoot-em hunt club. Lots of blood and no skill is his style.

[lumpy]

27. He couldn't even hack an Arbys job.

Service jobs take some skill and hard work, you know. I have a hunch Dubya would be still be in the business of ferking up business ventures and still having Daddy and his buddies bailing him out.

[Zero Gravitas]

28. Dumpster Diver

or maybe, if he really applied himself, stock boy.

[Nay]

30. carpet cleaner.

[annonymous]

31. He'd be dead by now.

I can imagine him getting fragged in Vietnam or shot by an irate husband at some honky-tonk.

[Bundbuster]

32. "Strap-on" man

at the Texas State pen electric chair.

Would have died by now, however, from testing the current on himself.

[name not needed]

33. scrubbing septic tanks

[Lostmessage]

35. Slaughter house trigger puller

The one that shoots the poor animal in the head with a gun.

[Deja Q]

36. This is TV14... South Park humor:

W would be working at the zoo, being the official "red rocket delivery boy" for all the animals... I doubt he'd get that right either...

[LastKnight]

37. what job? i donno, but i know what uniform he would be wearing...

a nice orange D.O.C. Jumpsuit... probably cleaning trash from a roadside ditch or making a lisence plate or something. i dont know but nothin that would pay too well heh

-LK

[Lostmessage]

39. Bubba's bitch in the state pen

He could be dishing out hash in the cafe or Bubba's cigarette delivery bitch in the pen.

[HEyHEY]

38. Well, with his record for going awol

He wouldn't be able to get much....maybe supermarkt manager.

[CanuckAmok]

40. He'd still be the eighth grade bully...

...and he'd be so much bigger than the rest of the 8th graders by now!

[DemNoir]

41. Summer Job: Landscaping Winter Job: Snow Plowng

[corporatewhore]

42. well he would be in prision for being poor and shooting up coke

[silverlib]

44. I can't wait to see what he does after the election...

Probably be on the BOD of Carlyle? Will PNAC have him if he loses the election? I don't think he has anything to offer. Carlyle would take him as a favor to Pappy.

Where WILL he be after the election?

[Thor_MN]

45. The biggest impact PNAC could get out of him would be

the thud after his chartered plane experiences an excursion from controlled flight...

Then they could start pushing for monuments to him in every household. My suggestion, dump red food coloring into a lake that would represent one gallon of red ink for every dollar of debt that the last 16 years of GOP commander in Thiefs.

[Lostmessage]

46. Fox News worker

No talent or brains needed.