List things that are more interesting than Paris Hilton...

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For example:

- Watching paint dry on a fence

- Cleveland's traffic statistics for 1953

- The life story of one rock in a quarry somewhere

- A picnic at the Stringfellow Acid Pits

[Mad_Dem_X]

1. A root canal.

A pap smear.

Cleaning out my rabbit's cage.

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9. A Paris Hilton pap smear?

That reminds me of some movie, I can't remember which one, but some teenage guy is showing his friends something, and they ask him "What is it?" and he says in reverent tones, "It's a Madonna pap smear" and they all go, "oooohhhhh."

[Debi]

2. GOP National Convention?

[DS1]

6. such arrogant tools

[Debi]

10. Yes, tools! n/t

[DS1]

15. I know

they campaigned SO HARD to get fucked over! :D

[Droopy]

3. Cleaning a port-a-john

I've always wondered how they do that.

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12. From what I've seen, they never do.

[ThatsMyBarack]

4. Shelving dusty, moldy books

What I used to do before I became a processing clerk at my library/office!

[0007]

39. Watching assholes at Starbucks....

The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande, half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

[hellbound-liberal]

5. Nail fungus

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. Watching grass grow....

A dead 17-year cicada.

[davsand]

8. Watching corn grow...

...which is probably a midwestern thing.

How about watching submarine races? Does that work for the folks with a water view? Maybe watching moss grow on a rock would do for the folks near mountains--I dunno. I'm kinda trying for a regional thing here.


Laura

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11. I love the cat!

[davsand]

18. Thank you! I put a different kitty up every couple of months.

My avatar is a skinny little black cat, and my sig lines are usually happy or contented cats*. My logic is that the avatar represents all the animals and people living without, and the sig line represents where I'm working to see everyone get to.

Glad you like my kitty!

:hi:


Laura


*Sometimes I do put up a sig pic that is based on current news or happenings, but I ALWAYS come back to the kitties in the end...

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. The south end of a flea infested burro that is walking northward.

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. ...

---Clipping my dogs' toenails

---Reading Federal Registers

---Pulling weeds in my yard

---Cleaning up spoiled food from a broken-down freezer

[outofbounds]

16. An Insurance salesman.

Or a three day seminar on Insurance sales. No I don't sell insurance but i would bet that would be mind numbingly boring, but still better than Paris Hilton

[DS1]

17. my new Haruka3_2000 caption

[Az]

19. Vogon Poetry

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

[skygazer]

20. The United States Income Tax Code

Televised golf.

Arranging paper clips by size.

Roadkill.

[pagerbear]

21. Golf on TV

[steelemagnolia]

22. Cleaning out my refrigerator

....lots of interesting things to discover; it's kinda like Christmas morning!

[Deja Q]

23. A dead lizard's genetalia

:hide:

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27. What's the difference between that and Paris Hilton?

[Giant Robot]

24. Watching flies fuck n/t

[Heidi]

25. Baseball. (nt)

[lost-in-nj]

26. Dirt

unclogging the toilet

cleaning up wet coffe grounds with broken eggs on it....



lost

[EstimatedProphet]

28. Every other thing or event throughout time and space, literally

Paris Hilton is literally the least important thing that has ever existed. Which I guess, means that Christ was talking about her as an admonishment when he said "Whatever you do the the least of these, you have done to me." He was predicting Paris Hilton.

[XemaSab]

29. Belly button jam

Why does it smell so funky? Does anyone know?? :shrug:

[flvegan]

30. EVOO

[Tektonik]

38. !

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

31. amoeba

.

[ghostsofgiants]

32. Everything.

[Richard Steele]

33. The anticipation of filing the day's navel lint by color & weight.

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34. Isn't that what Paris did today?

[no name no slogan]

35. that's hot

[HughBeaumont]

36. A tattoo of Gary Coleman's face.

The Sears Hardware department.

Lutherans.

The most boring Nickelback song ever recorded.

A 94 year old woman telling her life story on a kinescope for 12.5 hours straight.

Any Alan Alda movie.

[NMDemDist2]

37. everything

:shrug:

with the possible exception of the Brittney/K-Fed saga.......

[bridgit]

40. stale fritters (apple)...

[LisaL]

41. Oh please. I bet most of you will be sticking to your TVs like glue

when she is let out of prison, which could be any day now.
:rofl:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

42. the list is long

just about everything under the sun that goes on in my daily life. That's saying something too!

[Blue-Jay]

43. An ingrown toenail?

[Xipe Totec]

44. Oookay...

[BarenakedLady]

45. The appearance of a mysterious bruise

Figuring out if the brown stain on the carpet is dirt or poo
Cleaning the litterboxes
Reading Captain Underpants...again

[KitchenWitch]

46. Watching my grass grow

[texanwitch]

47. Anything is more interesting then Paris Hilton.

I just dealt with a Paris Hilton type last Saturday at the runoff election.

There lots of Paris Hilton types around who think they are so special.

[bigwillq]

48. Lint