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Sun Jun-24-07 09:19 PM
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Ladies of the lounge....... |
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what do we think.... I think I wish I had the "balls" :applause: :hide: :hide:
Before He Cheats"
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karaoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo... And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats, I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl, Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No...not on me 'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Oh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Ohh... before he cheats...
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Sun Jun-24-07 09:24 PM
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1. Gents of the Lounge . . . . . |
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Sun Jun-24-07 09:24 PM
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2. Does she have a good personality? |
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Sun Jun-24-07 09:26 PM
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Sun Jun-24-07 09:33 PM
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Sun Jun-24-07 09:32 PM
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its not about that......
:spank: :rofl:
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Sun Jun-24-07 09:33 PM
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Penny looks better to my eyes.
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Sun Jun-24-07 09:37 PM
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Sun Jun-24-07 09:38 PM
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Sun Jun-24-07 09:35 PM
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7. I got a very nice letter of apology a few days after Lorena Bobbitt was acquitted. |
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Edited on Sun Jun-24-07 09:36 PM by havocmom
Somebody told someone I was a different woman now. Somebody told someone I wasn't a victim anymore. Somebody told someone I was strong and taking charge, doin what needed doin. Someone was gettin sorta nervous and then Ms Bobbitt got off for bobbing it.
Never answered that letter. Didn't even keep it around to gloat over. Sometimes, the best you can do is to do nothing but know the truth. Let any garbage rot on its own. Living well really IS the best revenge. Letting it all slip from your mind as you go on to better things is the sweetest wine.
Life is good without the grudge.
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Mon Jun-25-07 12:52 AM
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10. cared my name into his leather seats |
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yes
good song
are you like her?
I'd probably had been like her at one time.
Then it got to where it didn't matter enough to be upset if that happened.
maybe the problem is that i wouldn't have been like her after all?
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Mon Jun-25-07 01:32 AM
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11. OK You Guys, Share the Drugs!! n/t |
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Mon Jun-25-07 07:03 AM
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12. I had the balls at one time. |
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I took revenge on a boyfriend. I hired a guy to smash his precious Corvette. Never felt so good in my life.
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