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Limbought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 06:30 PM
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Did you know?
Did you know?

Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately--without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional pain "relievers."

Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns.

Before you head to the store for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.

Achy muscles from a bout with the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in ½ cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.

Sore Throat?? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 Tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.

Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly--even though the product was never been advertised for this use.

Eliminate puffiness under your eyes.....All you need is a dab of preparation H, carefully rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes. The hemorrhoid ointment acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling instantly.

Honey remedy for skin blemishes......Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a band-aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile and speeds healing. Works overnight.

Listerine therapy for toenail fungus....Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash.
The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.

Easy eyeglass protection....To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them.

Coca-Cola cure for rust...Forget those expensive rust removers. Just saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain. The phosphoric acid in the coke is what gets the job done.

Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer....If menacing bees, wasps, hornets or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.

Smart splinter remover.....just pour a drop of Elmer’s Glue all over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.

Hunt's tomato paste boil cure....cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the boil to a head.

Balm for broken blisters.....To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine....a powerful antiseptic

Use Heinz vinegar to heal bruises...Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process.

Kills fleas instantly. Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations.

Goodbye fleas Rainy day cure for dog odor...Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.

Eliminate ear mites....All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.

Vaseline cure for hair balls.....To prevent troublesome hair balls, apply a dollop of Vaseline petroleum jelly to your cat's nose. The cat will lick off the jelly, lubricating any hair in its stomach so it can pass easily through the digestive system.

Quaker Oats for fast pain relief....It's not for breakfast anymore! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 06:39 PM
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1. Dentyne's Arctic Ice Gum - Best way to clear your stuffed nose


I keep this handy during the winter. Chewing a piece of this stuff will clear your nose in less than 5 minutes.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 06:49 PM
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2. Did you know?
Cavities are magnetically charged, chewing on ferrous iron will eliminate them.

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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:37 PM
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18. You're so full of crap...and to think I had doubts. lol
Edited on Tue Jan-20-04 07:39 PM by YellowRubberDuckie
You never can tell with some people. hehe.
Duckie
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:44 PM
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20. ha ha!
*points finger and laughs at the duck*
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 06:53 PM
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3. Did you know?
Gasoline cures mange.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:01 PM
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7. Damn, I've wondered why my car has such a nice coat.
:)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 06:55 PM
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4. Did you know?
The creator of Samsung electronics was first an optometrist, if you point Samsung monitors due North and stare at them for 5 minutes a day, you can cure stigmatisms.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 06:58 PM
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5. Did you know?
The adhesive found in Penguin Publishing book bindings is a powerful hallucinogenic aphrodesiac, one lick and you'll want to fuck yourself all night.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:00 PM
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6. Did you know?
Your average shoe box contains enough fresh air to support a single adult for 2.5 hours. Keep one stored in every room in case of flash flooding.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:06 PM
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9. Wait a Minute, now......
DS1, that's not logical...and no, I'm not going to go fuck myself either.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:01 PM
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8. Did you know?
Mixing ammonia and Lemon Scented Bathroom Scrubber tastes like shit.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:08 PM
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10. Did you know?
Should your pre-70's building collapse around you, cigarette butts can double as excellent asbestos filters if placed in each nostril. Use three or more to ensure an airtight seal.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:15 PM
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11. Did you know?
Edited on Tue Jan-20-04 07:18 PM by DS1
Washing your hands in public restrooms when others are around indicates soliciting noncommital sexual favors.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:16 PM
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12. Did you know?
Nowhere in the ABA book of bowling rules does it say you can only use one ball at a time.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:18 PM
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13. Did you know?
Editing posts makes you infertile or sterile, whichever is applicable.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:21 PM
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14. Did you know?
Putting a strip of 3M Scotch brand tape over your credit card makes all your purchases free.
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Wonder_Cow Donating Member (139 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:25 PM
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15. somebody stop this man
before he kills someone
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:26 PM
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16. Did you know?
Wearing rubber duckies makes you impervious to damage from jumping off bridges.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:36 PM
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17. Did you know...?
sucking more than 50 Altoids simultaneously permanently cures hemorhoids?
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-04 07:40 PM
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19. That sounds painful...
And who would try it...two kills my mouth...can you imagine 50?! (And yes, I know you're kidding.)
Duckie
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